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08 Aug 2025, 11:15 am

You can't whack an exercise book can you


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08 Aug 2025, 2:39 pm

They had some lovely fruit crumbles in Aldi's yesterday

An apple one and a summer berries one

Oh man!


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08 Aug 2025, 5:17 pm

I don't think I'll hear from my outreach worker today. I dragged some stuff from under my bed and got some incontinence things out of boxes and put them in the closet.


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08 Aug 2025, 6:39 pm

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09 Aug 2025, 4:27 am

I reckon there's at least two of my neighbours who are using that weightloss injection thing because they're losing weight at a rate of knots

It's no wonder Lanes Drains keep getting called out


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09 Aug 2025, 10:58 am

If I was confident at cooking sausages I'd have sausage and mash one time


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09 Aug 2025, 2:33 pm

I'm not very confident with cooking. I feel like I'm playing with fire when cooking, especially with a gas cooker.


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09 Aug 2025, 6:21 pm

I was missing Schultz over the past two weeks.


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09 Aug 2025, 7:00 pm

The song, 'I'm Going Home for Christmas' reminded me of what a brave soldier I am.


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10 Aug 2025, 9:13 am

When I told a handicapped boy on the bus ride home that a couple of dicks in my regular class made fun of the way I speak, he asked "Are you German?" I get asked that question by the voice in my head a lot. I have Schubkarrn on repeat as I take a nap, I hear the question. I make my favourite dinner of sausages, onions and sauerkraut - I hear the question. I look at my favourite wall hanging and I hear that question. Maybe it's because I know it's true and compared to the rest of my Anglo-Canadian family, I am.


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10 Aug 2025, 9:23 am

I wonder if you get more kitkat in a kitkat chunky or if you get more kitkat in a four finger kitkat


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10 Aug 2025, 9:45 am

Bookshops are fantastic, magical places

If you ever get a chance, go in one and see for yourself


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10 Aug 2025, 10:21 am

I wonder what a dead dragon would smell like


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10 Aug 2025, 11:08 am

...Is that a threat?

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10 Aug 2025, 11:26 am

Oh mate
As soon as I posted that I started going through all the members names here who I might have offended
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I'm watching House Of The Dragon
That's what sparked that thought off

I'm wondering if it would be a fishy smell or a meaty smell


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10 Aug 2025, 11:28 am

You get more KitKat in a Kit Kat Chunky but you have 4 times the fun in a regular KitKat.


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