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02 Apr 2013, 2:51 pm

Roses are yellow,

Swiss cheese is mellow.

And you are all icky.

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02 Apr 2013, 3:09 pm

I will have my way with you, ya, I said it


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02 Apr 2013, 5:19 pm

That don't rhyme at all, bug-eyes!

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02 Apr 2013, 7:28 pm

You're blind with your mind.



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02 Apr 2013, 7:56 pm

Oh, lucky us.

Fish-breath is back.

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03 Apr 2013, 12:41 am

Dormouse fat was thought to induce sleep in Elizabethan times.... care for some extra dessert? :twisted:



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03 Apr 2013, 12:52 am

Don't bother. We can just read anything you have to say. That'll do the trick. :tired:


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03 Apr 2013, 12:58 am

One bit part twirling in American Beauty really got to someone's head. :roll:



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03 Apr 2013, 1:22 am

MjrMajorMajor wrote:
One bit part twirling in American Beauty really got to someone's head. :roll:


Some one-part-beauty twirling in America really got a two-bit head!



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03 Apr 2013, 7:43 am

shave and a hair cut..2bits
you need it!


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03 Apr 2013, 10:20 am

Whoa, showing your age there oldtimer... 8O



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03 Apr 2013, 12:25 pm

just look to the left!
ya wipper-snapper


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03 Apr 2013, 1:14 pm

At least Underdog CAN look to the left, since the Caped Canine Crusader has a neck.

And a body.

And a head.

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04 Apr 2013, 12:07 am

And comfy pajamas. I don't let everything hang in the breeze, unlike some dormice...
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As an irrelevant side note, auto correct has stopped trying to change dormice to be nice, and has gone with formative instead. :lol:



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04 Apr 2013, 12:57 am

Nice underwear, dawg. 8)



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04 Apr 2013, 1:15 am

Not everyone can rock the Underroos. :wink: Especially with the cape...