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07 Apr 2013, 12:40 pm

I can't put a collar on my bird?
then I will put it on you


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07 Apr 2013, 3:00 pm

you wear "dirty underwear, with little hairs"

(singing quote from Alvin and the Chipmunks about Dave Seville, by Alvin)


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07 Apr 2013, 3:54 pm

Pray tell, where exactly does he wear underwear?

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07 Apr 2013, 4:35 pm

wouldn't you like to know! :lol:


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07 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

It takes one to know one! All yer all's minds are in the gutter.



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08 Apr 2013, 5:45 am

I know a few more then one!
and I wear panties(gotta keep those little swimmers at bay!)
oh, and take the foil off your head, I'm trying to change the channel!


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08 Apr 2013, 8:01 am

um..meanwhile on Planet Earth.... 8O



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08 Apr 2013, 9:24 am

how do you know it's earth?


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08 Apr 2013, 9:43 am

I hate to break it to you, but you've got the...

Wrong planet!

Ahahahahahahaha!! :mrgreen:



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08 Apr 2013, 9:50 am

how rude, don't break things :(


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08 Apr 2013, 11:42 am

The only 'little swimmers' you have are the tapeworms that infest your intestinal tract.

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08 Apr 2013, 11:59 am

Maybe it's transportation by tadpole? A froggy ferry? :P



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08 Apr 2013, 12:51 pm

froggy fire?
maybe a tape worm party in your liver?


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08 Apr 2013, 12:58 pm

Ha! My insides are antiseptic due to copious amounts of home brewed beer over the years. :wink:



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08 Apr 2013, 1:04 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
the horror
da howwor


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08 Apr 2013, 1:33 pm

Whatever you say, Danmacalypse Now! :P