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09 Apr 2013, 7:58 pm

Are you a man - I smell flatulence!


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09 Apr 2013, 9:08 pm

You can actually smell anything, wearing that burka?

I doubt it, and besides, that's Danmac's cat box you are smelling, we have all complained about it!

He swears that he empties it daily, but that Civet Cats just have especially intense poop.

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09 Apr 2013, 9:42 pm

Only a fool would flatulate next to a campfire! Unless you truly wish your pants to be on fire, you liar!



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09 Apr 2013, 10:59 pm

Few could achieve such a gaseous state. I salute you....from very, very far away. :salut:



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10 Apr 2013, 12:49 am

Well, I fart in your general direction! :mrgreen:



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10 Apr 2013, 12:59 am

Flatulence, and an outrageous accent I see...(where's the beret sporting smiley?!?)



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10 Apr 2013, 2:01 am

:thumleft: All I can say is, come back and I will taunt you a second time!! :P



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10 Apr 2013, 12:15 pm

Most certainly not, through my telescope I can see that brown cloud emanating from your rear end!


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10 Apr 2013, 12:46 pm

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11 Apr 2013, 5:02 am

no, I'm peeping dan?


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11 Apr 2013, 5:28 am

You should try "peeping" into the sun for awhile. I hear it's great for the retina in your eyes. :sunny:



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11 Apr 2013, 8:20 am

As seals become older they fail to prevent leakage.



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11 Apr 2013, 9:00 am

Too bad you're posting behind him then. :eew:



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11 Apr 2013, 3:31 pm

If we could figure out how to run cars on that kind of gas, we would all be rich.....rich!

Sylkat. :D



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11 Apr 2013, 3:35 pm

As long as the cars don't carry logos claiming they run on "natural" gas. :eew:



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11 Apr 2013, 4:10 pm

That could be worse than the Greenhouse Effect....

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