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flatuent conspericy thierorists(spell check not online, be back soon!)

That's easy for you to say.

Harness your deadly winds however you like... My underground concrete bunker has a generator and cozy afghans.

Properties of gas: does it rise or fall...I hope your concrete bunker is well-protected, 'cos if it does neither and just hovers mid-air, you could find your oxygen tanks ill-equipped to enable you to wait it out. And I've heard particularly noxious gases linger longer (there's a song in there somewhere).

<pulling on the hip waders>

My concrete bunker has a self contained ecosystem hermetically sealed to prevent wiltage from any external lingering foulness.

I was referring to your own lingering foulness. We might need to ask the government to build some nuclear level protective construction around your bunker. It's a bit like in the "X Files", when they unearthed a dark oozing alien puddle from where it had been sealed underground. For the safety of mankind, we must seal you in. So as long as your oxygen tanks last, is as long as you've got. I know they say he who smelt it dealt it, but they forgot to mention "He who dealt it, cannot live once he has smelt it!"

But it's a hidden concrete lined bunker, nested among all the other secret concrete lined bunkers over here. Conspiracy City has a thriving population anymore, as we all eyeball each other suspiciously.

The government is using Conspiracy City as a resource so all the conspiracy theorists are in one place. I read that in the brochure.

That's how I live my gas gangsta life of bling. Fart bunches, get money!

And you didn't know thugs was gettin' rich doing that, how's that for a conspiracy, foo?

[edit] Double-post, deleted. Was posting from my phone, don't know why it happened as I only submitted once.

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That's how I live my gas gangsta life of bling. Fart bunches, get money!

And you didn't know thugs was gettin' rich doing that, how's that for a conspiracy, foo?

Oh, wow!

So THAT is why all the pimps and rappers and hip-hop celebrities can afford those fancy cars and clothes and jewelry....
They are producing their own gas to fuel them!

I always said that rap music stinks; I had no idea how true that was!!

Sylkat

You conspired to plant that government propaganda, I see your game. You're in league with those Google satellites, but the last laugh is when the drones set sight on you.

Rudeness and flatulence scares drones away.....

You should know that, from personal experience;

Supposedly, you have frightened entire SWAT teams!

Sylkat

Flatulence may scare drones and snipers, but it does not scare the taxman who will arrive there shortly to collect his Cap and Trade tax on the methane you produce.

@ TheMajor: Drones are something I needn't concern myself with, thanks to my $3.99 laser pointer, which just arrived from the Amazon. Conspiracy City should invest in one.

Brilliant!

When the Major aims the laser pointer at the drone, Nyan Cat will become distracted by the red spot, and pounce upon it, shredding the drone like a scratching post!

Effective retaliation, and the cat gets to have fun, too!

Sylkat