What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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you can laugh at the placenta helper, secure in the knowledge that you will never have to eat it, unless you are utterly bored and need something new and completely different in your life. btw what color were the singing ghost cows? and what were they singing?

i dreamt that i was someplace down south, in the army again somehow, and i went to some shady small car lot and for some reason paid way too much for a mint-condition reddish orange '55 chevy sedan. it drove well, just like new. but on the sales contract there was uncertain language and uncertain numbers which put doubt in my mind as to whether i had actually bought the car or was just "rent-to-own." i drove it around, and when i got back to my army barracks my dad was waiting for me there, so i took him for a spin in it. then for some reason my dad disappeared from the car, and i parked it on a street inside the hospital i worked in, and got out and locked it. then my dad reappeared and asked for the keys so i fished them out of my pocket but they were deformed with all the shafts eaten way down to useless nubs. my dad asked me about this, and i didn't have an answer for him. then i went back to try to find where i parked the car and it had disappeared. then since i was at work i had to go clean and reset a delivery room [hospital labor and delivery suite where babies are born], and i did this while wearing my present-day bathrobe and slippers. then i went to my parents house somehow, without the car. while i was there i was in the kitchen poring over the contract trying to find out where i went wrong, and i overheard my parents in the master bedroom calling me stupid over and over, then some stranger [maybe a boarder] walked in there and they told him i was stupid, over and over. then they walked down the hall and yelled at me words to the effect that i was too stupid to live with them and that i couldn't live with them, and then i awoke.

N-no, I'm good thank you though. I don't do meat, not even placenta meat.

Clear, like a translucent color, and they were singing some country song, but I couldn't tell you the name of it. That's not really my type of music.

I had a dream last night that my pet rats were fetuses. Talking rat fetuses. That could do all the things normal rats do. Now I'm very pro-life, and I actually find unborn animals kind of cute, but I draw the line when they start talking and running around.

ok, it's all clear for me now. not my kinda tunes either, for the most part.

Cool! For the most part huh? Hey, I hope my PM wasn't too depressing.

not depressing at all

Phew! Some people say that the way I write can bum them out.

they haven't seen my writing yet then.

What are talking about, your writing is awesome!

thank you my but my writing can also be very depressing at times.

on the other weirdest dream thread another WP dreamt about pickled placenta, so I don't feel so alone any more about my placenta helper dream

Alright.

I had a dream last night that for your sanity I will not repeat on here.

I dreamed that I was at a Tim Hortons or McDonalds type place with one of my uncles, who is hermit-ish and has rather intense views on how he sees the world [rather negatively, come to think of it]. I was flipping through the menu trying to find something I could actually eat--but I was flipping through it backwards, almost as if I was reading a manga volume. Some of the food items were quite diabetic-al and disgusting looking [like a donut thing with creamed sugar and artificial flavours and solid wafer-like confectionery sticking out of it at odd angles], so I didn't get anything after all.

Ooh, sounds nasty! I can't stand any kind of dessert oozing with sickeningly sweet goo!

^The menu had colour pictures, too, so I could see how icky each of the desserts were.