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17 Apr 2013, 6:38 pm

FACE!


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17 Apr 2013, 9:06 pm

metaldanielle wrote:
Yes, run, leaving you behind to get eaten since you have nothing but a face.


Can I practice Arc Welding on your metal face?



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17 Apr 2013, 11:38 pm

You need practice. Last time I heard you welded your flippers together trying to hold on. 8O

Sylkat, Nanny Nanny boo boo.... :P



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18 Apr 2013, 5:23 am

At least he has flippers Major!! ! Circles have no appendages!! !


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18 Apr 2013, 5:45 am

And a bamboo sun would burst into flames instantly....perhaps that is what happened and why you are in such a rude mood.

I still want that mandala.

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18 Apr 2013, 7:35 am

If rudeness is what will earn that mandala, then it's mine, not yours. Oh, and my bamboo is flame retardant.


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18 Apr 2013, 7:40 am

Your arse is flame-retardant. Just as well, with all the flammable gases roaring out of it.


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18 Apr 2013, 7:45 am

Attempt to steal it all you like, because within a week it will be washed away... 8) Ugh, nothing stinks like more fart jokes..
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18 Apr 2013, 9:10 am

Real farts do!

I’d rather not make guesses as to how it’ll be washed away 8)



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18 Apr 2013, 12:13 pm

You just worry about dodging warm yellow raindrops. :wink:



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18 Apr 2013, 2:20 pm

you may want to warn um of the blood in it too


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18 Apr 2013, 2:33 pm

You’re just envious because, as a disembodied face floating in the air, you have no fluids :P



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18 Apr 2013, 2:52 pm

I see the stars all around you, did you go too far and someone hit you?
thats ok, here we fight with words so........I just put a heat lamp above you to keep you warm


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18 Apr 2013, 3:21 pm

HEY! That heat lamp was keeping my sister's chicks and ducklings warm. Give it back!


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18 Apr 2013, 8:04 pm

no, it's time to make dinner
now bring me those little guys!


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18 Apr 2013, 8:14 pm

It's obvious to me that your eyes are bigger than your stomach.


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