What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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My most recent dream was completely animated. {Yes, you read that right! }

I know many of you are tired of me posting dreams about my GF, but here it is.

I was dreaming I was sitting at the kitchen table in my home eating dinner and texting my GF. My mom was inquisitively reading behind my shoulder even though my sister was trying to get her to stop.

My Mom: Who are you texting?

Me: Just my girlfriend.

My Mom: Whoah! You have a girlfriend?! You can have friends, but not a girlfriend!

Me: Does it matter?

My Mom: Yes it does! You better tell me who this girl is or I will go out looking for her!

{In reality, I do not own a cell phone and my dream was similar to this clip from Despicable Me 2.}

I dreamed that Donald Trump was my grandfather.

I was driving, by myself, over a winding mountain pass.
I kind of zoned out and hit the concrete retaining wall on the side of the road.
The car was scraping along it for quite a while, but I didn't seem to be able to move any part of my body or do anything other than think, "I'm hitting the retaining wall."
Next thing I knew the car had stopped and there were people asking me if I was ok.
Somehow, I was now in the back seat and all kind of tangled up with myself.
Then I was outside the car looking at the damage.
The roo bar was torn off and there was damage to the front and rear but the middle seemed ok.
Heaps of people had pulled up - at least ten cars - people were on the phone calling ambulances and police etc.
I felt totally disconnected to them, like I was observing them through a window, and I wasn't involved at all.

^^^^that reminds me of a quasi-OOBE post-car wreck dream I had, close to home in fact, on a local hiway. I floated away from the wreck, across the inlet and floated by to my tin can in the trees, but it was not the same tin can but a heavenly one, and in place of the microwave oven on the shelf was a 4D TV set that when it was operational it turned into a video hologram. my laptop on the kitchen table did something similar.

I had a dream where the front end of my car fell off. It was weird and really scary.

i had a dream once where i spilled some hot candle wax on my hands and little white fingers started to grow out of my old ones.

In 1997, I had a dream about my first Siamese cat, Samantha. Next to her was another Siamese, a Lynx/tabby point just like her. In May of 1998, Prince (also Lynx point!) was born!

Years ago, a stray Siamese (guess what-another Lynx point) roamed our neighborhood. I had a dream that I named him "Roger." (At the time, I was interested in British runner Roger Bannister and was just beginning to watch tennis and get interested in Roger Federer. Weird!)

Yes, you could say I have a special affinity for Lynx point Siamese cats!

i dreamt i was riding in a white mercedes sedan with my late father as he was in his youth. we were headed up a long ramp leading to a toll bridge over a river, and then traffic came to a halt, and we were being made to back up back down the ramp, car length by car length. then we saw what the mess was about, the late whitney houston in her luxury coup, along with her hulking body guard, wanted back off the ramp because she didn't want to pay the toll. she was dressed just like the wicked witch in The Wizard of Oz, in all green and witch's cone hat, and her 10 foot tall bodyguard, built like a basketball player, was dressed in aqua-marine green long sleeved Tee and trousers. inside the car i started whistling "we're off to see the wizard" and immediately the bodyguard somehow heard me inside his car, and he got out swinging his right arm and fist in the air, calling me names and yelling "HEY MF WHY YOU GOTTA BE THE PROBLEM!!" repeatedly, and suddenly i found myself in a wheelchair as the hulking brute approached me swinging his right arm and fist at my face, which i blocked with my left arm, then he yelled "HEY MF STOP BLOCKING SO I CAN KNOCK YOUR MF BLOCK OFF, YOU MF etc.", and as i back away from him on the chair further and further, i approached a telephone pole, and at that time, the next swing of his fist towards my face i grabbed with both hands and jerked to my right, sending his head into the telephone pole and knocking him cuckoo, and i jerked back and yanked his arm right out of his shoulder socket, then bloodily beat him about the head with his arm until he collapsed onto the ground. it was a bloody scene. then i awoke.

I dreamt I was at work In the hospital, I was cleaning up in the utility room when Albert Einstein [dressed in black from head to toe with his shock of white hair complementing his bright white shirt and dark tie] walked in and very quietly mouthed to me, the words "you are fired." I couldn't hear him as he spoke it under his breath so I asked him to repeat it, and he did so, slowly, deliberately. then I awoke, scratching my head over that stumper.