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Grinny Face has no stomach, which is why he is never full,which is why he constantly raids the refrigerator.....

Better hide the poultry, MetalDanielle, Danmac has the munchies!

He will be going after helpless Harbor Seals, next, he is voracious!

Sylkat

I heard he's stopping by your place for hors d'oeuvres.

Really?

All I am serving today is cheese...I think that he prefers fried chicken or Duck a la Orange.....better keep him out of the barnyard unless you have some kind of guard animal, like an attack-trained Spiderpig......

Sylkat

Cheese might pair well with a French sauteed dormouse recipe. That might even sate Danmac for a short spell.

I had chicken last night, now I have a "major" hunger
wanna take a bath in my new croch-pot, I mean tub?

The mystery of Danmac is revealed! Self cannibalism!

it's true, I love myself!
now get in the tub, and take these onions with you

Dear Danmac,
If you try to make soup by boiling a Tibetan Mandala with onions and appropriate spices, the Buddha will be very, VERY displeased with you.

You may find yourself reborn as a peach pit, for that disrespect.

Sylkat

So what the hell is that little flower-climbing creature, huh? Your username makes me think of a meerkat, but it seems a bit small, and its nose looks too much like a clown’s red ball, except it isn’t red. I’m wondering since I first saw it, dammit! I’m really pissed!

Don't get too steamed now, it could be deadly.

I knew I was missing something red!

Now we have 'Steamed SpiderPig' on the menu instead of ''Simmered Mandala Soup'?

This is an improvement?

My avatar is a Dormouse, like the one at the tea party in 'Alice In Wonderland', only mine is wide awake.

Sylkat

Thanks for the explanation.

I have to be rude, though, so I might steal the thanks back from you.

There's nothing lower than a felonious snowman.

A felonious puddle is, actually.

Nope.

A felonious monk.

Sylkat