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22 Apr 2013, 6:24 am

You're an Ass-Pee.



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22 Apr 2013, 8:13 am

see what your f-bomb did to our peaceful thread sylkat
how dare you!
and the seal, can go blow a seal?


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22 Apr 2013, 8:02 pm

That was not an f-bomb...

That was an obvious reference to Dr. Frankenstein.

Obvious to those who do not choose to use any excuse to lower the intellectual level of the most literarily elevated thread in WP, that is.

I still find Jcarmel's avatar bewildering and potentially dangerous...it could be an extraterrestrial
rodent, but we have no extraterrestrial cheese for it....what will it eat?

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22 Apr 2013, 9:02 pm

Your breath smells like the inside of a tram-driver's glove.

And your face looks like the rear end of a baboon. Magnified.


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22 Apr 2013, 9:11 pm

Verily, thy maternal fore-bearer hath so much mass, that in elation she lept skywardly, and could not return to terra firma, for none among the king's finest knights and attendants could dislodge her.


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22 Apr 2013, 9:23 pm

So she got stuck in the moon. Your ass is the size of two moons. It's full of craters too.

:lol:


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22 Apr 2013, 9:35 pm

whirlingmind wrote:
So she got stuck in the moon. Your ass is the size of two moons. It's full of craters too.

:lol:


:lol:

Those are no moons, those are battle-stations! And I'm afraid, they are quite operational! And they have blasted your face. It's as if a million zits cried out, and were suddenly silenced!

:lol:


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22 Apr 2013, 10:26 pm

And one of those zits was your favorite.

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23 Apr 2013, 8:47 am

Don't worry, there will be plenty of other zits in your future... :P



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23 Apr 2013, 1:43 pm

No, my future holds a lovely serving of baked ZITI !

Poor MjrMajorMajor probably dines on store brand canned dog food and pretends that it is meatloaf!

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23 Apr 2013, 3:07 pm

Sylkat serves haggis to dinner guests and tells them it's caviar.


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23 Apr 2013, 3:16 pm

You were not supposed to tell anybody!!

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23 Apr 2013, 3:36 pm

Your mom!



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23 Apr 2013, 3:43 pm

Your mom is a liverwort and your father smells of elderberries.

And your grandmother was the one with that axe, not Lizzie Borden.

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23 Apr 2013, 3:53 pm

Your insults don't make enough sense to be insulting. I know what a liverwort is, as well as elderberries and Lizzie Borden. It is not cohesive enough to be insulting. That makes you an autistic person who cannot even get an insult right. What do you have to say to that?



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23 Apr 2013, 5:11 pm

You however are obviously not autistic since you're a self-confessed psychopath. :roll: