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23 Apr 2013, 6:00 pm

You use a cute image of a seal hoping you will be not be insulted. Which illustrates how low you will stoop.

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23 Apr 2013, 6:06 pm

Ridiculous!

How can a seal possibly stoop when he is already lying on the ground?

Poor PsychoSarah does not seem to realize that she has been referred to as a homocidal vegetable.......sort of like in the science fiction film 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes', or 'Little Shop of Horrors', or 'Day of the Triffids'.

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23 Apr 2013, 6:27 pm

ThetaIn3D wrote:

whirlingmind wrote:

So she got stuck in the moon. Your ass is the size of two moons. It's full of craters too.

:lol:

Those are no moons, those are battle-stations! And I'm afraid, they are quite operational! And they have blasted your face. It's as if a million zits cried out, and were suddenly silenced!

:lol:

So your battle stations have blasted out eh...I knew we'd be back to your gas sooner or later.

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23 Apr 2013, 6:46 pm

you will be afraid when I hide mouse feet in your bed

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23 Apr 2013, 7:09 pm

That would be some feat!

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23 Apr 2013, 10:21 pm

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you will be afraid when I hide mouse feet in your bed

And you will crap yourself when you return to your own bed and find the rest of the mouse's rotting corpse on your pillow mwahahahaha! :twisted:

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23 Apr 2013, 10:23 pm

...and after you've crapped yourself, you will pass wind (again). And back we come full circle.

(This is like a train that you just can't get off, more mwahahahaha's)

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23 Apr 2013, 11:12 pm

What is this world coming to? What happened to the days when you could say with a dismembered horse head and a smile? :pirat:

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24 Apr 2013, 12:26 am

THAT is your idea of nostalgia?

You sound like the executioner who resents that new-fangled 'Guillotine' thing, and wants his familiar axe back!

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24 Apr 2013, 12:34 am

A gift of sweet honey for our resident dormouse...just ignore those fire ants trailing behind...

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24 Apr 2013, 1:02 am

^ Look! It's Emineminem! All of the dork and none of the spunk. And he's ageing!

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24 Apr 2013, 1:52 am

None of the mommy complex. I'm so hungry...a couple of wispy leaves aren't going to cut it ...

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24 Apr 2013, 3:24 am

Perhaps a seal blubber soufflé would assuage those hunger pangs?

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24 Apr 2013, 3:53 am

People prefer dormouse pot pies over seal blubber soufflés almost 2 to 1.

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24 Apr 2013, 4:31 am

But of course, there is always the problem that dormouse pot pie does give you excessive gas (again).

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24 Apr 2013, 5:13 am

Without gas life would never have been created. But you already know this being an expert on the subject yourself. :wink:

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