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You must be an expert of getting stuck in Molasses Swamp, never ever making it to Candy Castle.

No, MjrMajorMajor, I do not hear the drums.

I do believe that that echoing booming sound you hear is just excess flatulence from the general direction of the 'Rudeness' thread.

Sylkat

Hmm...I haven't smelt it yet( thank goodness)...

To those that claim I am a psychopath:
That suggests a lack of emotion. I have an excess of emotion.
And Sylkat, you better hope I am not a psychopath, because they enjoy torturing and killing tiny animals like you.
And being a homicidal plant would be awesome.
And I am autistic; I have been tested 3 times (they wanted to be extra sure).
And I know you were insulting me, that is kind of the point of this forum, so don't insult my intelligence by presenting obvious facts as though I did not know them.
And you are the weakest link, goodbye.

I'm insulted that you're insulted that you weren't insulted in a properly insulting way.

If I am to be insulted, I would like it to at least be a good insult. What's the fun if ignorant people like you can't stand up to me?

That's because you've put everyone to sleep with boredom...

If you are asleep, you can no longer communicate your insufficient insults to me. Also, read some of my other posts, and see if you can still call me boring.

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that’s cruel

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I’d be rich

...and if I had a million dollars, I'd spend it to contain your gassy emissions. It would be worth every penny.

I think Thetain3D wanted to click on the "write horrible poetry" forum and accidently picked this one.

Dear poor, confused ThetaIn3D, Dijon is mustard, not catsup.

I do not need a fur coat, thanks anyway, but I would like a new sweatshirt.

Emus are unfriendly and llamas spit, so no, thank you.

Picasso was a jerk, I prefer Waterhouse, actually any of the Pre-Raphaelites.

Garfunkel always did sing better than Simon; Simon always was a pompous jerk.

Let's use your theoretical money to provide a grave for poor Merrick.....he has been stared at long enough.

Dear PsychoSarah, psychopaths don't just spend their time mistreating little animals, some of them mistreat entire countries.....like Korea.

Sylkat

Sylkat, you are an art nerd if you know enough artist names to favor one over another that easily.

Now, where are your two protruding teeth, li’l rabbit?