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25 Apr 2013, 11:42 am

...and the 'window' for the eyes, is so that I can see you coming (or should I say "gassing") and run!


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25 Apr 2013, 11:54 am

No one can outrun my gas-fired jet engine. All I need to get it going is a lighter. :wink:


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25 Apr 2013, 11:57 am

The problem with a tie-dyed burka is it does show curves.



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25 Apr 2013, 12:06 pm

...erm..?

The only suit they could find to fit your lardy ass, was a snowman suit. Don't talk to me about curves...you...you...round person!


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25 Apr 2013, 12:07 pm

...and they may look like snowflakes around you, but I have it on good authority that they are exploded gas bubbles...oh, look - there are four unexploded gas bombs stuck to your front. My those are sticky blighters. You clearly belong to the same club as Theta.


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25 Apr 2013, 1:25 pm

You mean a gass bubble like the one which blew up in your mind, don’t you? Let’s not even get started describing the nature of that gas 8)



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25 Apr 2013, 2:04 pm

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!

Only Snowmen can't jump, Sarcastic bunny won't jump, and the hippie in the burka is concerned that she might not return to the ground if she did jump.

Danmac, having no discernible feet, is excused from this conversation.

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25 Apr 2013, 2:07 pm

Speaking of whirlpools, you’d better not get caught in one, little rodent :P



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25 Apr 2013, 2:18 pm

Quite the summer plans, I see...


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25 Apr 2013, 2:21 pm

Cruel, so cruel......well done!

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25 Apr 2013, 4:05 pm

Schadenfreude is not becoming of a young lady.



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25 Apr 2013, 4:08 pm

So precisely whom do you accuse of trying to become a young lady?

I rather think that you were looking for the 'Good Manners' thread.

This is not it.

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25 Apr 2013, 4:15 pm

You thought it was you? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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25 Apr 2013, 4:48 pm

I think that you are a lopsided lemon with googly eyes.


Probably destined for the lemonade factory.

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25 Apr 2013, 5:05 pm

Yummy :wink:



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25 Apr 2013, 5:56 pm

You know, a barbecued dormouse seasoned with lemon would be yummy :P