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That would be such an insubstantial meal it wouldn't even satisfy a thieving out of season snowman.

That's ok, snowmen can remain fat without having to eat.

...yeah and you know why? 'Cos they're full of GAS! mwahahahahahah!

Love the hippy

PS Sylkat: you're right, I'm so full of gas I might float if I jump...I'm savin' it for a little mousy creature who needs blowing off!

I am going to be frank here. It would be a lot easier to make some really burning insults if we had some ammunition to work with. I'll be a good sport and give you guys some to work with.

I have a nervous condition that causes me to pull out my own eyebrows and eyelashes
Strait A student
I am only five feet, two inches tall.
Unpatriotic resident of the United States
Pro Choice
I have buck teeth (so the rabbit doesn't have to)

Let's see what you chumps can do with that.

OK. You are a bald, m***et, nerd bunny with the DTs.

Me: I get stressed about everything, I could lose a few pounds, I talk too much at times and I'm r-e-a-l-l-y pale.

Seems the rabbit doesn’t need to have eyebrows or eyelashes, either, huh? Or did it somehow wear them away with its teeth?

Oh, whirlingmind, no wonder you’re so stressed—you can’t even let me finish typing this message before inserting yours in the middle

It is sad that, even with gold like that, you still can't make it burn. I does help that I can't feel shame (probably why I was willing to publicly display my issues in front of almost complete strangers). Alas, you have not used the gift I have given you to the fullest, and I am disappointed with these insults.

(hangs head in shame)

None of you will be able to hurt me with your painfully weak insults!

That’s cheating! You can’t properly hang a pair of eyes which float in the middle of a tie-dyed whirlpool.

An a snowman can't exist in the summer

You tried smearing oatmeal on windows to clean them.

The snowman lives in the same luxurious walk-in freezer as Popsicle, silly.

If PsychoSarah wants to be trounced, why is she not baiting the dangerous denizens of PPR?

Because she knows we are nowhere near their capacity for lethal attacks......we may nibble and scratch a little, but they bite and rend and tear and eviscerate.

And they enjoy it.

PsychoSarah does not wave the red cape in front of a seriously-annoyed Spanish bull, she just challenges Betty White to an arm-wrestling contest.

Sylkat

We may not win the arm wrestling match, but we have much more flair...

That's the weakest "something rude" ever said to a person above you.

Possibly.