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MjrMajorMajor
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26 Apr 2013, 12:39 am

The deep purple grounding your symbolic leaves lends a majestic, yet simple and striking air to your personal representation on the present forum. Also, pfffssstp. :tongue:

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26 Apr 2013, 12:45 am

What weak-arse army made you a "Major" (and a "Veteran" one, at that)? Or did you study Arts :lol: at university?

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MjrMajorMajor
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26 Apr 2013, 12:48 am

I majored in art, weed head. Point being? :wink:

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26 Apr 2013, 6:54 am

I hate you all :evil:

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26 Apr 2013, 8:23 am

Of course you do.

You are in Chicago.

They hate everybody.

Chicago-ites never have stopped looking for someone to blame for that little fire they had a while back. They are quite spiteful and never get over a grudge.

I know, because I was born there....Cook County Hospital, to be exact.

If MjrMajorMajor is an art major, why no original artwork for an avatar?

Afraid of unkind comparisons to Kliban?

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26 Apr 2013, 8:30 am

I am an uncompleted art history major, which I haven't perused in two decades. Georgia O'Keeffe does take a mean picture though. And Sylkat and danmac are FIBs.

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26 Apr 2013, 8:54 am

Georgia O'Keefe was obsessed by pistils and stamens and orchids and had a habit of falling for the wrong men.

I do prefer the Pre-Raphaelites, actually.

Not sure that I am a FIB.....I have not been to Illinois since I was fifteen....I think that Asperger's is more a personality influence than birthplace.

Danmac's hostile character may have been formed by his location, since he seems to live near Chicago, and they are known for their crankiness.

Most of them do have bodies, though......

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26 Apr 2013, 11:06 am

Sylkat wrote:

The snowman lives in the same luxurious walk-in freezer as Popsicle, silly.

If PsychoSarah wants to be trounced, why is she not baiting the dangerous denizens of PPR?

Because she knows we are nowhere near their capacity for lethal attacks......we may nibble and scratch a little, but they bite and rend and tear and eviscerate.

And they enjoy it.

PsychoSarah does not wave the red cape in front of a seriously-annoyed Spanish bull, she just challenges Betty White to an arm-wrestling contest.

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Actually, I love a good insult. Point me to the people who can give me what I want so I can leave you incompetent losers behind!

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26 Apr 2013, 12:04 pm

Dear PsychoSarah,

I shall now paraphrase Alexander Pope:

"I am seated in the smallest room of my house.

I have your letter before me.

It shall soon be behind me."

Regards, Sylkat

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26 Apr 2013, 9:38 pm

Sylkat idolizes the Roadrunner, but purchased stock in Acme for an easy buck.

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26 Apr 2013, 11:19 pm

The Major thinks that Kardashians have class because they are on T.V.

She thinks the same about the 'Jersey Shore' characters.

She idolized their intelligence and witty conversations.

Sylkat :roll:

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26 Apr 2013, 11:33 pm

Sylkat was featured on a Jerry Springer episode. She doesn't mention it because other family members are reoccurring guests, so she feels lacking.

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27 Apr 2013, 1:32 pm

Your malfunction is so major you have to mention it thrice.

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27 Apr 2013, 2:04 pm

Your username stands for Unkempt Disgusting Git.

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27 Apr 2013, 2:13 pm

Ooh, Good one, whirlingmind!

Too bad your burka hides the body and tentacles of a squid.

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27 Apr 2013, 2:22 pm

Who even signs off with their name on an internet forum these days anyway? Get with the times, Sylkat!

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