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27 Apr 2013, 3:55 pm

Well maybe she is just old enough to remember anytime before yesterday. Unlike you.



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27 Apr 2013, 4:21 pm

Well, why would anyone care about the past when there's a whole future that you're not looking at - evidently ;)


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27 Apr 2013, 4:27 pm

It is hard to observe something that hasn't happened yet.



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27 Apr 2013, 4:30 pm

You better be careful with Ten.....you have no idea what he is capable of.....

Regarding a British/Swedish office building known as 'The Gherkin', which was missing for awhile.......

Sylkat, who knows nothing whatsoever about the incident...... :roll:



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27 Apr 2013, 4:54 pm

Sylkat wrote:
You better be careful with Ten.....you have no idea what he is capable of.....



The same could be said the other way round.



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27 Apr 2013, 5:56 pm

The proof is in the pudding, not cones or smileys. :P



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27 Apr 2013, 6:03 pm

Nor avatars, or is it? :P



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27 Apr 2013, 7:17 pm

Rudeness is bringing up the subject of puddings and not sharing.

When is that snowman going to melt so that we can see a picture of a spiderpig, instead?

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27 Apr 2013, 7:19 pm

Of course it is! Except for yours, which is neither spider or pig... :wink:

Now off for some homemade chocolatey whole milk pudding goodness... :P



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27 Apr 2013, 7:30 pm

May your pudding spontaneously turn into yoghurt; Greek yoghurt, which I do not like.....

And I hope you find a bug in it, as you are eating.

Or a spider.

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27 Apr 2013, 7:32 pm

I thought rats weren't picky about what they eat.



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27 Apr 2013, 7:39 pm

Please do TRY to pay attention......the reason I am wishing for various insects or arachnids to find themselves suddenly inhabiting the pudding-turned-yoghurt is because that Miserable Major will not let me have any!

Therefore I won't be eating any!

Therefore I hope she finds it as full of bedbugs as the sleazy motel that some people around here probably spend far too much time in!

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27 Apr 2013, 7:41 pm

Oh, you foolish rodent, you did say you disliked Greek yogurt.



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27 Apr 2013, 7:51 pm

Highly Intelligent Rodent does not like Greek Yoghurt.

Adorable sweet-tempered Rodent DOES like pudding.

When Someone Rude will not share the pudding in question, and intends to eat it all by her nasty self, THEN the Dormouse in question sends Metamorphosis Spells to turn the chocolatey deliciousness into icky Greek Yoghurt.

Populated by fleas.

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27 Apr 2013, 7:53 pm

Personally, I prefer butterscotch pudding, but no accounting for taste when it comes to simple rats.



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27 Apr 2013, 8:01 pm

Sylkat wrote:
You better be careful with Ten.....you have no idea what he is capable of.....

Regarding a British/Swedish office building known as 'The Gherkin', which was missing for awhile.......

Sylkat, who knows nothing whatsoever about the incident...... :roll:


I really don't wanna know what you did with that building Sylkat, though the phrase "sit and swivel" comes to mind. :wink:

Beware the reach of my tentacles....mwahahaha!


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