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14 Aug 2016, 12:06 am

It's not as good as a Dadaism painting.


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14 Aug 2016, 12:11 am

agree



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14 Aug 2016, 12:15 am

But was thinking of the hard uncaring porcelain of the batchelor toilets with the steaming crumbling virgin flesh of the bride boiled potatoes.

Been reading about Bettlheim.



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14 Aug 2016, 12:16 am

It's after 6 in the morning in England, will have to catch the night train to zimovane soon



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14 Aug 2016, 1:01 am

dcj123 wrote:
I prefer jack faps at night when I am alone thanks :mrgreen:

what? no fap jacks? ;)



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14 Aug 2016, 1:30 pm

auntblabby wrote:
dcj123 wrote:
I prefer jack faps at night when I am alone thanks :mrgreen:

what? no fap jacks? ;)


'Blabby! Don't eat those or you will go blind!


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14 Aug 2016, 7:20 pm

Fap jacks? fap jacks? - oo er matron



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14 Aug 2016, 9:27 pm

"matron" AFAIC is one of the ugliest English contrivances I've heard. and I've heard lots o'ugly.



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16 Aug 2016, 3:39 pm

Zippity doo dah, zippity dat.
My oh my, what a wonderful hat.
Plenty o' sunshine, doesn't mean splat.
Zippity doo-dah, zippity dat!


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16 Aug 2016, 3:51 pm

Ploppity poo pah, ploppity ay,
I'm obsessed in an unusual way,
I'm in the corner and won't go away,
You wouldn't be believe, all the things that I'd say



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16 Aug 2016, 3:52 pm

My fap jacks have gone hairy



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16 Aug 2016, 4:59 pm

There's a f*****g rabbit called Peter on the back of a 50 pence piece I've just tossed. Caused me a real Donnie Darko moment



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16 Aug 2016, 5:20 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
dcj123 wrote:
I prefer jack faps at night when I am alone thanks :mrgreen:

what? no fap jacks? ;)


'Blabby! Don't eat those or you will go blind!

What's a fap jack? :scratch:


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16 Aug 2016, 5:57 pm

I guess it's a combination of "fap" and "jack off".
There's an entry in Urban Dictionary (NSFW) if you wish to read.



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16 Aug 2016, 6:17 pm

I must've lost some of my marbles somewhere, mebbe went went chasin' after some o'the buttons I've been losing lately. :oops:



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16 Aug 2016, 6:24 pm

@Lillikoi - a flapjack is something you eat, otherwise known as an oat bar, often homemade.

A fapjack is wordplaying on this. There are all sorts of unfortunate images in there.