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leave my dolls alone!
and can we get off the fart fuel debate?

Not really, I've just heard the rumours about Sylkat's affinity for sitting on large objects. She's just trying to blame others to deflect attention.

My intelligence is way above and beyond what you mere mortals could understand...but not the power of my tentacles.

whirlingmind your avatar isn’t a tie-dye burka, as you lead people to believe, it’s a gas cloud. So how could a being comprised entirely of noxious gas, have tentacles, or intelligence for that matter? I'm curious how a gaseous being can even type on the computer.

Oh great, now we've got a dumb broad suffering from delusions of grandeur.

In my existence, gas has properties you couldn't even begin to imagine. It can hide a multitude of things. Plus it smells nice. All fresh and blue. Whereas your gas can only hide things by being so noxious it causes the immediate collapse and amnesia of hordes of people.

My tentacles are also exceptionally good at seeking out seals and anime characters and squeezing them until their entrails pop out....

Sounds like a load of hot air to me.

Well, a load of something anyway. With a pine tree air freshener gracing the top.

Anime characters have entrails?

If they have digestive tracts then they eat food.

If they eat, they belch.

If they belch, then they probably....oh, dear, back to the gassy conversation!

Sylkat

Anime characters also have something the common dormouse lacks, a brain.

I am reading a book on psychology about how a guy named Pavlov ran these experiments on simple conditioned responses. He tried to use the dormouse but they lacked sufficient brain power even for these tests, so he used a dog instead.
It's a pity too, you could have been famous, as Pavlov's Dormouse.

Do dormice salivate? Ewww, gas me please...

Oh yes, BambooSun will oblige on that front (phew!).

I was looking at a map of New Jersey, which is filled with oil refineries, chemical plants and land fills, and it looks strikingly similar to whirlingmind's gassy avatar.

The Major asked Venger the seal and me to go clubbing with her in Conspiracy City knowing full well that I am too young and Venger the seal is deathly afraid of clubs.

That's only if we venture into Corruption Corridor. I heard Venger resides there.

Venger just splashes around on the edge of ice floes, teasing the polar bears.

New Jersey IS Conspiracy City.

I believe that Corruption Corridor is actually Washington D.C.

Sylkat

right next to trust me way

Freaking out, danmac?