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03 May 2013, 7:00 pm

You’d better beware of flash floods :P



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03 May 2013, 7:23 pm

If the Confused Snowman is trying to signal Santa, he is a few months too late!

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03 May 2013, 8:09 pm

I guess you climb flowers to make signals with your nose :P



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03 May 2013, 8:14 pm

At least Sylkat has a nose.


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03 May 2013, 8:28 pm

Isn't it where the red fern grows? :scratch:



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03 May 2013, 8:33 pm

They grow on land, so it’s none of your business!



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03 May 2013, 8:36 pm

You're just jealous because nothing grows in that weather... :P



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03 May 2013, 8:38 pm

Check it out ... the Major is floating up sh*t creek – and there's not a paddle in sight. :(


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 May 2013, 8:54 pm

Ah, that's when I must rise above....but I may borrow you a minute to do so... :twisted:



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03 May 2013, 9:02 pm

Silly landlubber! A plant is not a paddle.

Besides, even if they were, I bet you couldn't find Where the Purple Ferns Grow. :wink:


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 May 2013, 9:06 pm

My friend Harold has a purple crayon. I'll ask him... :D



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03 May 2013, 9:11 pm

Just how old are you?

I mean, really?

And don't say you're under 40 years of age, because clearly your childhood was further back than that.

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 May 2013, 9:17 pm

I heard you were waved to cool Caesar's brow. The preservative benefits of wine are truly remarkable! 8O



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03 May 2013, 9:23 pm

I heard you were made from King Tut's burial shroud.

Who's ... your ... MUMMY!! !


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 May 2013, 9:27 pm

Not a fossilized remnant such as yourself, obviously... :roll: :P



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03 May 2013, 9:36 pm

Interesting ...

Okay, show of hands ... who's well past their 30th birthday now?

Anyone?

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)