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03 May 2013, 9:43 pm

Youth is wasted on the young, and rudeness is wasted if you're just talking to the plants.... :tongue:



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03 May 2013, 9:51 pm

Hey, you're also talking to the colour purple. Now there's dignity in spades. :heart:

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Also, your mother's a man. :tongue:


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03 May 2013, 10:05 pm

I'm sure they paint the walls sooothing colors where you're at. So soothing I find myself lulled to sleep... :tired: :wink:



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04 May 2013, 5:10 am

The Captain of the ship is not allowed to nap at the wheel!

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04 May 2013, 2:56 pm

My ship, my rules... it's good to be the capt'n.... :P



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04 May 2013, 3:02 pm

Better not draw out the vowel in the second word too long, or it starts sounding weird.



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04 May 2013, 6:17 pm

Says the one named Spiderpig ...:roll:



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04 May 2013, 8:42 pm

So?



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04 May 2013, 9:07 pm

So you obviously bit off your nose to spite your face. :wink:



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04 May 2013, 9:12 pm

I don’t get it.

Oh, and I tried to do that, but my stupid reflection in the mirror always managed to stop my nose with his own!



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04 May 2013, 9:16 pm

Well, someone succeeded for you then. I've seen some wascally wabbits around here who looove carrots..
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04 May 2013, 9:20 pm

Hey, if you get to talk about a captain of that empty boat, so do I about my missing nose!



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04 May 2013, 9:25 pm

Oh Snowman, My Snowman, our fearful trip is done...

Nah, not the same ring to it..
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04 May 2013, 9:59 pm

Definitely not. I don’t have a nose; therefore, I don’t wear a ring in it, q.e.d.



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04 May 2013, 10:10 pm

They should really clean up the pollution in your area. Where are you...Beijing?!? :P



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05 May 2013, 10:59 am

Interesting point; in China, (Hong Kong, actually, which belongs to China), they have boats called 'junks'....

Just sayin'........

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