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09 Oct 2013, 11:16 am

I had a sex change operation. But it went wrong - because the dopey doc was dyslexic.

He turned me into a grill.




...whaaaat? :P



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09 Oct 2013, 11:30 am

Quick, get me the license number of that dog!


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09 Oct 2013, 5:15 pm

We interrupt this video for a guitar solo.


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09 Oct 2013, 5:16 pm

INTRODUCING EQUESTRIATOLA!


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09 Oct 2013, 5:40 pm

You idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell!! And Beavis can't even get that right!


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09 Oct 2013, 5:41 pm

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on News 4 Colorado's Town Talk!


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09 Oct 2013, 9:18 pm

According to fiction, a hare cannot beat a tortoise in a race.


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09 Oct 2013, 9:21 pm

Golf is a sport involving holes and clubs.


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09 Oct 2013, 9:25 pm

equestriatola wrote:
Golf is a sport involving holes and clubs.


And Football is a sport where you wear a helmet. In Baseball you wear a cap.


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09 Oct 2013, 9:27 pm

Basketball involves a ball and a hoop.


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10 Oct 2013, 3:09 pm

Press Your Luck has the Whammy.


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11 Oct 2013, 10:00 pm

LOOK OUT! JOHNNY COMING THROUGH!


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11 Oct 2013, 11:31 pm

the idea's good and Buddy's stupid.



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12 Oct 2013, 12:06 am

Popcorn is yummy. :D


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12 Oct 2013, 4:40 am

equestriatola wrote:
Popcorn is yummy. :D


You said it! :) Especially with butter and salt! I had some last night and I am having the leftovers this morning. :)


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12 Oct 2013, 8:03 am

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I'm dancin'! I'm dancin'!