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MjrMajorMajor
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08 May 2013, 10:25 am

I have your uncle's foot on my keychain. :albino:



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08 May 2013, 10:28 am

What silly superstition.



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08 May 2013, 10:33 am

If I shake you up, will you tell me my future? :D



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08 May 2013, 10:36 am

Shake too hard and I might.



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08 May 2013, 10:50 am

For someone so sunny bright, your divination skills seem to be strangely cloudy. 8O



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08 May 2013, 10:51 am

Aspies are hard to read. I got told I looked happy after an exam today. Weird.



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08 May 2013, 1:30 pm

Since the exam was for head lice, Athlete's Foot, and alien DNA, I am sure you scored exceptionally high.....

100%?

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08 May 2013, 1:30 pm

Same to you.


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08 May 2013, 1:36 pm

I wash so probably not lice or fungal infection, but alien DNA....well this is Wrong Planet. Thanks for the vote of confidence Sylkat. I wish I felt as confident in the result myself.



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09 May 2013, 12:21 am

Dear UDG,if you Google 'Starchild Skull' I believe we will both know what your avatar refers to.....

Alien DNA, AND ancient relatives found in a Mexican cave!

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09 May 2013, 3:32 am

As I'm a European living in Europe of European ancestry I'd say Mexican sounds pretty unlikely. You, on the other hand, mousey obviously haven't moved on much from the earliest most primitive mammals.



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09 May 2013, 4:28 am

Neanderthal culture is known as 'Mousterian' culture, and existed for 200,000 years in what is now Europe.

So there.

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09 May 2013, 6:34 am

North American Caucasians, or Caucasians from any where else for that matter, have just as much ancient European heritage as European Caucasians and are thus just as likely to have neanderthal DNA.



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09 May 2013, 6:53 am

The rude thread has been switched to the Discovery channel! I'm calling my local cable operator... :x



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09 May 2013, 6:57 am

Major you are hilarious.

Wait a minute that's not very rude.

I just saw your face. Hilarious.
That's better.



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09 May 2013, 7:19 am

I wish I could say the same for your face, but it is too disgusting to be funny. It is kinda sad, actually.