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10 May 2013, 10:35 am

look at me when I am talking to you

and Danielle, those are my love handles of resolve


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10 May 2013, 10:40 am

You should really brush those teeth more often.



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10 May 2013, 11:08 am

So says the frozen treat that is the dentist's nightmare!

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10 May 2013, 12:00 pm

Because no one has nightmares about rodents..



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10 May 2013, 12:43 pm

Your neighbours have nightmares about you when they are awake.



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10 May 2013, 1:13 pm

I have high ambitions- I want to haunt their dreams too. (Mwa ha ha ha) :twisted:



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10 May 2013, 1:41 pm

I can't say my natural response to that.



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10 May 2013, 5:31 pm

What sort of 'natural responses' could a cross-eyed yellow polka dot possibly have?


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10 May 2013, 7:47 pm

My natural response to mice....EEK! :P



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10 May 2013, 11:30 pm

For that, I shall hide your cigars.

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11 May 2013, 4:20 am

And I will hide your flowers.



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11 May 2013, 7:35 am

Baldness! Baldness, upon thee!


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11 May 2013, 7:38 am

Sylkat might thank you. She's been suspended mid-sneeze for a while now.

Darn it, jumped over by the purple people eater... :o



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11 May 2013, 7:49 am

Are you kidding me?! There was a 3-minute gap between those 2 posts. How can you be that slow?

Seriously, why do we let old people on this forum? :huh:


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11 May 2013, 7:52 am

Because someone has to irritate the young people!



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11 May 2013, 7:55 am

I'm going to weave you into a chair cushion, and present my backside one of these days... :roll:

I'm going back to bed.. :duh: