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05 May 2013, 5:30 pm

I can run faster than a speeding bullet!



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05 May 2013, 5:31 pm

I am more powerful than a locomotive!


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06 May 2013, 4:57 am

WitchsCat wrote:
I am more powerful than a locomotive!


And I can leap tall buildings in a single bound!


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06 May 2013, 8:15 am

You both are Superman!



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06 May 2013, 10:15 am

I can juggle three bison.


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06 May 2013, 10:33 am

Cornflake wrote:
I can juggle three bison.


Oh, yeah? I can juggle four while playing the harmonica. :P



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06 May 2013, 11:34 am

^I can juggle five plus two chainsaws.


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06 May 2013, 12:04 pm

I did not change my avatar today.



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06 May 2013, 2:46 pm

I'm actually napping as I type this. I'm a master at multitasking.



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06 May 2013, 3:03 pm

I am typing this at a rock concert! WHOOOO! :P


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06 May 2013, 3:10 pm

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06 May 2013, 4:04 pm

My small short...


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06 May 2013, 4:14 pm

I never shave my legs.


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06 May 2013, 4:15 pm

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I never shave my legs.

s**t, I always do.

Well, I'm a woman, what do you expect?



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06 May 2013, 4:19 pm

I have five-inch-long fingernails.


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06 May 2013, 4:21 pm

I can snort a piano up my nose.


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