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07 May 2013, 11:27 am

I did not water the plants today.


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07 May 2013, 2:43 pm

My dog is outside.



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07 May 2013, 2:46 pm

I did not wash the dishes after dinner today.


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07 May 2013, 5:36 pm

I am not in anyway madly OBSESSED with Dilbert to the extent I'm automatically laughing with INSANITY!



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07 May 2013, 5:39 pm

I do not have big plans for this summer.


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07 May 2013, 5:53 pm

I don't feel the need to get professional help for my severe obsession with Dilbert also I'm defiantly planning on going to sleep tonight!



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07 May 2013, 6:44 pm

I earn my living working in a secret cheese mine on the moon.



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07 May 2013, 7:29 pm

My life is an animated cartoon.


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07 May 2013, 7:56 pm

It's a good idea to blindly trust people.



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07 May 2013, 8:13 pm

I don't have a big week ahead of me.


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07 May 2013, 8:23 pm

I'm in a relationship with a girl that cares about me.


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07 May 2013, 8:26 pm

It's a good idea to eat rotten/moldy food.



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08 May 2013, 12:22 pm

My cat is not on my lap right now.


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08 May 2013, 12:29 pm

All windows are opaque.



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08 May 2013, 12:30 pm

I am a three-legged hawk in women's underwear.


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08 May 2013, 3:41 pm

I am not typing this from a keyboard on a computer. That is just a cover story. I am using crayons.


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