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08 May 2013, 4:19 pm

I do not have a job interview tomorrow.


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08 May 2013, 5:51 pm

I'm not here...



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08 May 2013, 6:18 pm

I'm glad I left my first job at the zoo. Best career move I ever made.


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08 May 2013, 6:49 pm

I am not thinking about what I should have for dinner.



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08 May 2013, 6:53 pm

You should eat as much as you can right before going to bed.



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08 May 2013, 7:20 pm

I am not watching something funny right now.


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08 May 2013, 7:45 pm

I am watching something funny online now.


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08 May 2013, 8:01 pm

I am writing this in space.


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09 May 2013, 6:08 am

WitchsCat wrote:
I am writing this in space.


Cool! So am I!


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09 May 2013, 6:26 am

I don't exist.



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09 May 2013, 7:34 am

I know what existing is.



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09 May 2013, 2:36 pm

I didn't get a new job.


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09 May 2013, 3:59 pm

You think I'd be kidding, but I feel really good and alive with energy today


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09 May 2013, 5:06 pm

I do not have writer's block, therefore I have something witty to lie about right now.


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09 May 2013, 7:26 pm

The term "writer's block" was once a British term used to refer to writers who wrote their works while sitting on blocks of wood.


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09 May 2013, 7:28 pm

I am standing on my head while typing this.