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10 May 2013, 7:00 pm

Summer is coming and I didn't buy a pair of indoor boots from Woolworths the other day.



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10 May 2013, 7:16 pm

I am wearing a dry pair of socks.


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10 May 2013, 7:17 pm

I am not hungry.

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10 May 2013, 11:08 pm

I have blue streaks in my hair.


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10 May 2013, 11:11 pm

Donald Trump is about as humble as a man can get, and in very close touch with reality.



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10 May 2013, 11:29 pm

That is also an accurate description of his ex-wife Ivana.

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11 May 2013, 6:50 am

When I concentrate hard enough, my room cleans itself.



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11 May 2013, 8:03 am

I am always the most talkative person in the room.


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11 May 2013, 8:51 am

I love touching door handles because they are so hygienic and I know only hygienic people touch door handles. I will do anything to touch them.



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11 May 2013, 8:53 am

I invented Cheetos.



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11 May 2013, 3:32 pm

I invented Doritos.


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11 May 2013, 3:41 pm

I invented Cookies.


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11 May 2013, 3:45 pm

I invented tomatoes.



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11 May 2013, 4:22 pm

I am not craving Pop Tarts right now.



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11 May 2013, 5:12 pm

My cat does not love me unconditionally


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11 May 2013, 7:44 pm

I really like loud noises and have no problem listening to super loud rock bands.


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