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MjrMajorMajor
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16 May 2013, 11:49 pm

Are you quoting Sylkat from 1989? :scratch: I know the elderly move slowly, but really?

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17 May 2013, 2:52 am

Things don't quite stack up for you at the moment, do they major?

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17 May 2013, 4:25 am

Whatever.

Are we getting cookies, or not?

And why not?

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17 May 2013, 6:14 am

No cookies for any of you!

None!

EVER!! !

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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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17 May 2013, 7:23 am

I make my own cookies, so stomp your gingerbread feet all you want. And I'm not sharing. :tongue:

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17 May 2013, 7:55 am

and I just deleted my cookies?
no one wants your salty cookies

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17 May 2013, 10:26 am

That's probably because you're still chewing your pizza.

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17 May 2013, 11:19 am

Where would food go for danmac? He isn't even a complete face. Does it just go out the other side?

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17 May 2013, 3:25 pm

Since Danmac has no digestive tract, I shall generously take his share of the cookies.

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17 May 2013, 5:14 pm

Since Sylkat is a tiny Dormouse and is only capable of eating a tiny bit of 1 cookie I shall take both Sylkat and Danmac's cookies.

No Sylkat you don't even get a piece, dormouse's don't eat cookies! I heard dormouse's like eating flies! Go for that instead!

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17 May 2013, 5:39 pm

Dear Andras,
I am concerned that due to your obvious obligations, fighting off the forces of evil and all, that you cannot be expected to take a break for cookies and tea.

I kindly offer to take care of that for you.

You may now resume your battle.

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17 May 2013, 6:20 pm

You couldn't possibly balance a tea cup, saucer, and cookie plate while aloft on your perch. You better hand them over to me for safety' s sake... :wink:

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17 May 2013, 6:21 pm

Oh no no no, it won't work that easily! Here Sylkat, you get the sword and the wand, now go fend off the forces of evil. Most of them haven't eaten in days so there might be a slight chance that you will get eaten...alive. Dormouse is their favorite.

The cookies are mine again! Oh and you made tea too? Just for me? How kind!

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17 May 2013, 7:20 pm

My tea!

My cookies!

Mine, mine, MINE!!

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