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I did not get my mom a lovely Mother's Day present.

Every person in town was not at 'my' grocery store, buying flowers and Mothers' Day cards when I was on my way to work.


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I will be able to visit Mom on Mother's day because I can completely afford the air fare.

I have never encountered a squirrel in my life.

I really loathe squirrels. I think they are hideous. We have never fed them peanut butter or donuts from the front porch, ever. We have also never photographed them eating a donut or put the photo in our photo album.

I hate ice cream bars. That's why I didn't buy many boxes of them. There are no ice cream bars in my freezer, such as mango and cream or pineapple and coconut, none of them.

All swans are white.

It is snowing where I live.

I don't look anything like Mick Avory at all. You don't have to be living with me to know how I look. I look like the bitchy females in my family and I'm just as catty as they are. I love being painted with a pink brush. I also want to lose 90 lbs so I can look like Hedi Klum.

I really dislike watching sunsets with colors of pink, peach, light purple, and golden orange, etc. and sitting on the beach. I never want to see another sunset again.

Because winter is not coming, I didn't buy fleece throw rugs that are nice and warm. No, I didn't buy them. And they are not green.

It's warm where I'm at right now.

I have a pet bivalve on wheels, called Colin.

This is my last post.

Lady Gaga is seemingly normal to me.

NTs are Aspies in disguise.