Sweetie, you more than anyone need to lay off the sugar.
Because it's your arse that's three-dimensional. I mean, your arse ain't just huge – it's major, major, major HUGE!
It's astronomical in size. Seriously, wtf are you doing in your avatar?
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)