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14 May 2013, 2:58 pm

After school today I constructed a pocket sized, Thorium powered, particle accelerator, capable of producing 20 million electronvolts.
I think I'll phone up the utility company to disconnect our electricity, since we can now move off the power grid. Won’t my dad be surprised when he arrives home from work.



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14 May 2013, 5:11 pm

Cakey is my sister.


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14 May 2013, 5:11 pm

I'm chewing tobacco right now.


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14 May 2013, 8:25 pm

I make my own candles out of recycled ear wax, and I patented a means to power cars by siphoning off oil from the faces of teenagers- that will make America energy independent!



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14 May 2013, 8:54 pm

I am in no way tired and trying to keep my eyes open. It is daylight out now and there is beautiful blue sky and sunshine shining down. :sunny:


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14 May 2013, 9:05 pm

I smoke cigarettes.


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15 May 2013, 5:21 am

I guzzle a bottle of alcohol every five minutes.



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15 May 2013, 5:47 am

I'm wearing glasses to hide the fact that I am a superhero in disguise.


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15 May 2013, 9:47 am

My skin is striped.



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15 May 2013, 12:36 pm

From my experience I can tell you that physically attractive people are the best people.



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15 May 2013, 2:28 pm

I have never seen "Titanic".



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15 May 2013, 2:50 pm

I ate bugs for lunch today.


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15 May 2013, 3:11 pm

After listening to the doctor on cable TV, I think that it's better to cook up a batch of meth than to cook with butter. 8O



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15 May 2013, 6:27 pm

When you heat frozen food in the microwave oven, it's a good idea to place a metallic spoon on top of the food so that it gets more delicious.



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15 May 2013, 7:54 pm

I did not help with yard work today.


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16 May 2013, 10:59 am

I don't like tuna on crackers.