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05 Jul 2012, 5:44 pm

I'm going to party tonight! I've got the evening all to myself.

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05 Jul 2012, 5:44 pm

TenPencePiece wrote:

Oh! I didn't mean it in that way!

Well, I was eyeing that unanswered PM. It's on an open tab now, honest guv.

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05 Jul 2012, 5:46 pm

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Paris Hilton once drove into an autistic person with her car. She saw puzzle piece charms on that person's bracelet and said to the press, "At least I didn't hit a person."

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^^ Not true. It's a hoax.

ETA: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155053.html
CR - check out the last post on the first page. :wink:

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05 Jul 2012, 5:51 pm

Cornflake wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

Paris Hilton once drove into an autistic person with her car. She saw puzzle piece charms on that person's bracelet and said to the press, "At least I didn't hit a person."

Cornflake wrote:

^^ Not true. It's a hoax.

ETA: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155053.html
CR - check out the last post on the first page. :wink:

I remember now. I forgot all about that.

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05 Jul 2012, 5:55 pm

:lol: I think even Paris Hilton wouldn't be dumb enough to hit and kill someone with her car, wash herself down and then talk about it publically...
And without any of it appearing in the news media.

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05 Jul 2012, 5:58 pm

:lol:

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05 Jul 2012, 7:55 pm

Things that would be bad W@#%$ if real.
1: The death star, minus that convenient hole or two that leads to the sensitive core.
2: Mage magic
3: Ware creature transformations at will.
4: Hollow gaming decks in the middle of outer space that play any story you want.
5: Fancy hotels on Mars.

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05 Jul 2012, 8:48 pm

I can't sit in the sun for too long.

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05 Jul 2012, 9:33 pm

I finally got power back...

The power company was all like:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9nfo0FDctI[/youtube]

And I was all like:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk[/youtube]

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05 Jul 2012, 10:02 pm

WTF is with my AP exam scores? :evil:

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05 Jul 2012, 10:12 pm

I like being safe in my apartment on a summer's evening.

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05 Jul 2012, 10:21 pm

I thought they took Baywatch of television a long time ago.

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05 Jul 2012, 10:30 pm

Some statements on the Internet make me question whether humans deserve to have the term "sapiens" in their scientific name.

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05 Jul 2012, 10:58 pm

I really don't understand Hollywood people.

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05 Jul 2012, 11:04 pm

CPE4, oh CPE4, why do your big paintbrushes paint so slow?

...Seriously. It's driving me nuts. I don't want to wait five minutes just to see the result of a single brush stroke. I WANT TO MAKE ART, [word not found]!

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05 Jul 2012, 11:10 pm

My heel really hurts now.

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