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19 May 2013, 8:12 am

Eating your toenails is good for your complexion.


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19 May 2013, 1:39 pm

Eating lard in large quantities is good for you.


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19 May 2013, 4:33 pm

Eating your fingernails is good for your vision.


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19 May 2013, 4:57 pm

Eating your hair is good for your heart.



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19 May 2013, 5:02 pm

Drinking your urine will help you lose weight.


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19 May 2013, 6:22 pm

Bison will dissolve faster when stirred briskly.


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19 May 2013, 9:05 pm

feminism helps make families stronger and more stable



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19 May 2013, 9:18 pm

Processed food is good for you since all the preservatives make your organs glow a bright neon color.


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20 May 2013, 1:54 am

Bad breath is an indication of good oral hygiene.



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20 May 2013, 2:24 am

The American military is using billions of dollars a year to research the potential applications of mayonnaise in weaponry.



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20 May 2013, 8:17 am

The government is run by a fat chicken.



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20 May 2013, 8:48 am

When surprised, cows scream like schoolgirls.


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20 May 2013, 9:20 am

It's a lie that there's one true post in this thread.


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20 May 2013, 11:08 am

I absolutely love misogynists who expound as if they are experts when really they are just barfing up tired tropes on things they have absolutely no experience in. Even more so I love when they pontificate as if their borrowed ancient data is fact.



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20 May 2013, 12:30 pm

I have never corrected anyone.



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20 May 2013, 12:42 pm

I am not feeling suddenly squeamish. :mrgreen: