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jk1
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08 Jun 2013, 9:30 am

I don't thank Kyle for bringing this thread back to the first page. I didn't post this message.

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08 Jun 2013, 12:01 pm

I am heir to a six million dollar fortune. Will you marry me? :lol:

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09 Jun 2013, 8:32 am

I hate boys and I don't ever want a boyfriend. I don't feel the need for a friend to be close to me and care for me.

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09 Jun 2013, 10:29 am

In May, 2010, my ex-wife will be picking up the dog she dropped off, as soon as her shoulder surgery heals. It is not like she swore, and promised me that it was only until May 2010, and then she would take the dog. Too bad. She really deserves a dog this awful and stupid.

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09 Jun 2013, 11:28 am

I don't feel like falling asleep.

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09 Jun 2013, 1:34 pm

You can trust the government.

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09 Jun 2013, 2:18 pm

I am not having breakfast for dinner.

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09 Jun 2013, 2:51 pm

I don't eat dinner for breakfast.

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09 Jun 2013, 2:59 pm

If your mobile phone rings, it means that it's broken.

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11 Jun 2013, 2:58 pm

If you eat bread crusts your hair will get curly!

Seriously, if that were true I'd have a huge afro by now. :roll:

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12 Jun 2013, 4:48 am

Due to my misinterpretation of the doctor's intent, I was the first newborn in history to leave the hospital maternity ward handcuffed and in police custody.

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