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27 May 2013, 3:46 pm

Danmac gets the 'Special Feeling' whenever he looks at pictures of ANYONE who has an actual body.


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27 May 2013, 4:08 pm

Why don't you just sneeze and stop making that face?


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27 May 2013, 4:29 pm

Because I prefer to annoy you.

I am e-mailing all of my South American relatives to go visit you, in the middle of the night, and to steal all of your cheese.


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27 May 2013, 4:36 pm

I'll bring my grandmother's cat to guard my cheese then. I'm sure he'll love the <insert number of relatives here> snacks you'll be sending on his way.


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27 May 2013, 4:53 pm

I really hate to tell you, but that cat is an alcoholic vegetarian who is inordinately fond of cheese.

He and the mousies are going to have quite a wine and cheese party while you are asleep.


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27 May 2013, 5:39 pm

You need to have some jam spread on your nose in order to calm you down.



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27 May 2013, 6:08 pm

What do you know of noses? You don’t have one!


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27 May 2013, 6:14 pm

The pot calling the kettle black


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27 May 2013, 6:21 pm

Prepare the wine and cheese, Shatbat, your guests will be there soon......


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27 May 2013, 6:44 pm

You seem awfully excited about sending your relatives to be eaten.


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27 May 2013, 6:59 pm

Neither Shatbat nor the grandmother's cat will eat my 200 or so cousins...Shatbat will be asleep, and the gourmet-cheese-fancying cat will be dining WITH the SouthAmerican mousies, not ON them!

Umm, do you keep a lot of artisanal cheese at your house, MetalDanielle? :roll:

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27 May 2013, 7:02 pm

I won't be asleep now that I know about it :P

Plan B. I'll play the flute and hypnotize them, and make them go to the nearest stream. Then I'll drink the wine for a job well done.


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27 May 2013, 7:13 pm

Playing the flute, stream, wine, job … I’m sure this is some kind of allegory, but can’t pin down what it is about :?


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27 May 2013, 7:16 pm

You're a dirty one :lol:

I wish there was a Youtube video of the part where Django shoots a snowman.


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27 May 2013, 8:17 pm

Only a Shatbat would imply that Django would ever be capable of violence towards snow people.


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27 May 2013, 8:20 pm

Djangos are capable of violence alright :lol:

Warning: graphic violence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFmuwF9xkq0

Only a Sylkat would fail to understand that :roll:


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