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I use far too much sugar for one cup of coffee.

Mind your teeth!

When I was a little girl, a long time ago, some dentists used to give sweeties afterwards to children who could behave.

turns out im not the only person i know who doesnt like queer collective. a guy i know thinks it's just a bunch of dudes talking about who they've done a lot. if he's a guy and that turned him off then that could explain why there are no women there.

the person upstairs just walked in and the cats heartbeat sped up lot. she went upstairs and the cat remained tensed on my lap then the person upstairs walked back down and the cat fled in terror. this isnt normal. this is slightly concerning.

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I claim this thread for Queen Isabella of Spain!





"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

Abe Lincoln, Nov 19, 1863

Ratt has some pretty good songs.

It's dark outside and it's only 8.38

You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.

The back of my neck hurts

I can't wait to make a Kinky purchase from Amazon tomorrow.

I just upgraded my single bed to a double

When I was 13, I put 50 cents into a pop machine and pushed the button for root beer. Nothing happened. So I pushed the button to get my change back. Nothing happened. So I kicked the machine and it gave me two grape sodas and 75 cents. Sometimes violence IS the answer.

vaca is oover..its been for one week......

O poor people of the herding plains, how ye were genius.

My homemade sling (one of), killing a Pepsi can at ten paces with a simple and small stone (stone pictured is about twice the size and one of my "good ones"):

The internet makes it so much easier to watch cartoons.

my sister keeps saying she wants to be a psychologist or psychiatrist. you have no idea how much this freaks me out. she is racist against asians, aboriginals, muslims, jews, she is classist, sexist and, get this, she is incredibly ableist. like this is the kid who, when she first found out i was autistic, called me a ret*d, she continues to use it in spite of my protestations and explanations as to why it is wrong and to this day dismisses my opinion based on the fact i have aspergers. and she wants to be a shrink. the thought scares me to no end. i hope she doesnt do well on her final exam and tests leading up to it. she doesnt perform well at the moment. hopefully this trend will continue.

"Keynesian Economics is so demanding!"

"My wife is a Keynesian, always spending herself out of depressions"

I thought they were funny