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17 Jun 2013, 2:08 pm
I'm actually a mermaid. I can live on land, but need constant moisture to keep from drying out, so I spend a lot of time bathing or sitting outside in the rain. Also contrary to popular belief I can't stay under water forever because eventually my gills get tired and I must use my lungs to breathe air. I'm also fluent in dolphin and orca whale language. Everyone thinks dolphins are sweet, but they can be a real pain because they constantly want to play and if you tell them you can't because you're busy or whatever they don't listen at all, they're like kids with ADHD, seriously. Orcas are a little less hyper, however. 
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