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I hope the show at least helps a little, but it's too bad you can't feel better now

one can not tell by the appearance of an oyster whether it has dangerous and psychopathic intentions. thank goodness oysters can not chase me.

i also wonder what goes through the mind of barnacles on the hulls of ships. what if there is one or more barnacles who have violently murderous states of mind? i would like to understand barnacles, but i have to consider my safety. if any particular barnacle who dislikes me is a genius barnacle, then i must consider in which manner they may exact their revenge on me.

what is the expression on the faces of disgruntled birds ? i can not tell if a bird is happy or sad by looking at their face.

there are so many thing i do not know.

if i tried to engage a spider in some sort of communicative discourse, then which eye of the spider should i talk to?

people talk to other peoples eyes.
they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, but if one's soul has only 2 windows then the soul must be a dark and dank place if the soul is large.

who knows? the provision to me of a list of people who know would not help me know.

if all the sponges in the sea died suddenly, then how would we cope with the rise in sea level? maybe if everyone threw their beds into the sea it may help, but then we would have a new problem of people not having any where to sleep, but at least we would be dry.

santa claus must be losing billions of dollars every year. how does he plan out the sequence of his "run" . i have a delivery business, and i have only 20 customers, and i had to plan with the help of a program i wrote, the optimal sequence of deliveries.
santa has to plan a route with probably a billion stops, and to have all those deliveries completed in one night would take the whole year for a large team of genius elves to plan, and i do not envy santa. he is old and i do not know how he does it.

i think that santa must be largely responsible for "global warming" due to the fact that 20 million miles or more (given the optimal but still zig zagging course he has to travel in 6 hours) with the rein deers. why does not santa and his rein deers burn up in their travels around the world to the billion children who need deliveries. i know rudolf must be the lead rein deer because he is the one with the red nose. his nose should be white according to my calculations.

whatever good night.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Does tiredness come from snoreons?

My favorite product of them all? BiC pens.

Hehehehe...I like pudding....

HOLY DOOLEY HOLY DOOLEY HOLY DOOLEY

I'm sorry, but it's just sounds so funny.

Wow, 555+ posts for me? I am loving this site.

I'd be contempt to listen to Hollyscoop and Buzz 60 until Midnight.

I share my opinion on something intellectual and I get attacked.

'Twas just another day for me, really.

I love attractive woman

Unseen Academicals was a good read.

so my household is almost entirely queer. there is just one guy whose orientation i do not know but 2.5 people are bi and the other one person is a lesbian. i got the .5 person confirmed today.

Why is there no blue food?
Why does 'inflammable' and 'flammable' mean the same thing?
And why does the title of the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit have no question mark?