18 Aug 2016, 10:23 pm
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18 Aug 2016, 11:27 pm
I saw an "ungood" apparition after I experimented with a de-facto electronic Ouija board. the device told me, within a few minutes of turning it on, to "DROP DEAD!!" at which point I immediately turned it off, took out the batteries and chucked it into a drawer, then went outside where I saw an densely opaque black particulate cloud appear a few feet from me, close to the ground, it hung around for a few seconds then vanished. 
18 Aug 2016, 11:40 pm
Ominous...
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19 Aug 2016, 12:14 am
you bet your sweet bippy it was ominous! 
19 Aug 2016, 12:16 am
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
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19 Aug 2016, 12:17 am
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
19 Aug 2016, 10:47 am
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
Ok! I hope you take dose-not-exist-isa cards.
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19 Aug 2016, 5:43 pm
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
Ok! I hope you take dose-not-exist-isa cards.
i'll trade you for my dose-not-exist-isa cards.
19 Aug 2016, 9:53 pm
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
Ok! I hope you take dose-not-exist-isa cards.
i'll trade you for my dose-not-exist-isa cards.
Ok! Now I don't usually trade, but for you I will make an exception.
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19 Aug 2016, 10:00 pm
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
Ok! I hope you take dose-not-exist-isa cards.
i'll trade you for my dose-not-exist-isa cards.
Ok! Now I don't usually trade, but for you I will make an exception.
yay
19 Aug 2016, 10:06 pm
But I already bet my sweet bippy to AnonAnon! Do you take credit cards?
sure i'll take your credit card$
Ok! I hope you take dose-not-exist-isa cards.
i'll trade you for my dose-not-exist-isa cards.
Ok! Now I don't usually trade, but for you I will make an exception.
yay
But, of course I cannot give you a full deal, you can only get a discount, and even then only if you have purple socks on.
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19 Aug 2016, 10:09 pm
I might actually have a pair of those purple socks.
19 Aug 2016, 10:20 pm
Then a discount is what you get! But tell me, 'blabby, do you have an orange ski mask?!
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19 Aug 2016, 10:33 pm
Then a discount is what you get! But tell me, 'blabby, do you have an orange ski mask?!
uh oh, no facemask of any color. I resisted getting a face mask because in the weather i'd normally have to wear it in, it'd likely get gross with my mucus as my nose runs like a faucet in cold weather.
19 Aug 2016, 10:45 pm
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19 Aug 2016, 10:48 pm
yes, also a bitter bippy and a savory bippy. there is even a collective noun for bippies, "a euphemism of bippies"
