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07 Jul 2013, 4:59 pm

i am not avoiding doing housework



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08 Jul 2013, 6:15 am

Avoidance and procrastination are the best way to deal with problems because the problems will eventually disappear by themselves.



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08 Jul 2013, 2:51 pm

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08 Jul 2013, 5:08 pm

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13 Jul 2013, 5:29 pm

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13 Jul 2013, 6:34 pm

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13 Jul 2013, 6:37 pm

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14 Jul 2013, 4:26 am

Dishwashers make dishes dirty.


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14 Jul 2013, 10:50 am

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14 Jul 2013, 1:58 pm

I have a clean room.



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14 Jul 2013, 10:08 pm

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15 Jul 2013, 11:07 am

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15 Jul 2013, 3:10 pm

The first dog was discovered on Pluto.


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15 Jul 2013, 8:04 pm

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15 Jul 2013, 8:24 pm

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16 Jul 2013, 3:50 am

I am completely resistant to words and silence when it comes to hurting.