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05 Nov 2019, 3:15 pm

Yes. Just added a pic.


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05 Nov 2019, 6:33 pm

I once urinated in the sink, rather than a urinal, at Costco.

I thought the sink WAS the urinal. It looked like a urinal I used a few times.

I realized my mistake the next time I had to use the bathroom at Costco.



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05 Nov 2019, 6:47 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
I once urinated in the sink, rather than a urinal, at Costco.

I thought the sink WAS the urinal. It looked like a urinal I used a few times.

I realized my mistake the next time I had to use the bathroom at Costco.


Well. When in college as I found myself in the deep end of needing to connect with classmates and not really fitting in, I had to mask by acting thick and using a wierd sense of humour. I must have developed a reputation for this as word must have got out.
I was in room where the toilets are one lunchtime, and one kid from another class came running in wirh a red face, pouring with sweat and partly out of breath... He went straight for the drinks fountain which was near the sink.

I said out loud "That's what it's for!" Pretending I didn't know, and the poor kid nearly choked himself on the water!


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05 Nov 2019, 7:55 pm

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The box could contain an iron?

??????? AND the iron .. costs 16.99 ... ??? A golf club ...? A 9 iron ?


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05 Nov 2019, 8:01 pm

Jakki wrote:
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The box could contain an iron?

??????? AND the iron .. costs 16.99 ... ??? A golf club ...? A 9 iron ?


I once asked my Mum if I could use her iron for soldering. She said a firm "No!"


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05 Nov 2019, 8:11 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I once urinated in the sink, rather than a urinal, at Costco.

I thought the sink WAS the urinal. It looked like a urinal I used a few times.

I realized my mistake the next time I had to use the bathroom at Costco.


Well. When in college as I found myself in the deep end of needing to connect with classmates and not really fitting in, I had to mask by acting thick and using a wierd sense of humour. I must have developed a reputation for this as word must have got out.
I was in room where the toilets are one lunchtime, and one kid from another class came running in wirh a red face, pouring with sweat and partly out of breath... He went straight for the drinks fountain which was near the sink.

I said out loud "That's what it's for!" Pretending I didn't know, and the poor kid nearly choked himself on the water!


This is all beginning to sound rather unhygenic .


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05 Nov 2019, 8:19 pm

Jakki wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I once urinated in the sink, rather than a urinal, at Costco.

I thought the sink WAS the urinal. It looked like a urinal I used a few times.

I realized my mistake the next time I had to use the bathroom at Costco.


Well. When in college as I found myself in the deep end of needing to connect with classmates and not really fitting in, I had to mask by acting thick and using a wierd sense of humour. I must have developed a reputation for this as word must have got out.
I was in room where the toilets are one lunchtime, and one kid from another class came running in wirh a red face, pouring with sweat and partly out of breath... He went straight for the drinks fountain which was near the sink.

I said out loud "That's what it's for!" Pretending I didn't know, and the poor kid nearly choked himself on the water!


This is all beginning to sound rather unhygenic .


It wasn't. Was entirely my humour letting the poor guy think that I had used it for something else...


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05 Nov 2019, 11:08 pm

I think this is what I need.

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05 Nov 2019, 11:10 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Jakki wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
The box could contain an iron?

??????? AND the iron .. costs 16.99 ... ??? A golf club ...? A 9 iron ?


I once asked my Mum if I could use her iron for soldering. She said a firm "No!"

Agrees with your mum .! Besides hard to get at the smaller wires .


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05 Nov 2019, 11:11 pm

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I think this is what I need.

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Does it come in liter sizes can i order a case ?


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05 Nov 2019, 11:20 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Jakki wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I once urinated in the sink, rather than a urinal, at Costco.

I thought the sink WAS the urinal. It looked like a urinal I used a few times.

I realized my mistake the next time I had to use the bathroom at Costco.


Well. When in college as I found myself in the deep end of needing to connect with classmates and not really fitting in, I had to mask by acting thick and using a wierd sense of humour. I must have developed a reputation for this as word must have got out.
I was in room where the toilets are one lunchtime, and one kid from another class came running in wirh a red face, pouring with sweat and partly out of breath... He went straight for the drinks fountain which was near the sink.

I said out loud "That's what it's for!" Pretending I didn't know, and the poor kid nearly choked himself on the water!


This is all beginning to sound rather unhygenic .


It wasn't. Was entirely my humour letting the poor guy think that I had used it for something else...

Uhm .. the costco thing? And the sink? Uh just how tall are you ?


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05 Nov 2019, 11:50 pm

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I have decided that since I am one of the first to post to this thread that I am now its de facto leader.

What is sutable to post here will be decided by me.

One that that will not be tolerated is anyone acting bossy.

What if I’m not acting bossy, but really am bossy?



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06 Nov 2019, 12:30 am

AnneOleson wrote:
EzraS wrote:
I have decided that since I am one of the first to post to this thread that I am now its de facto leader.

What is sutable to post here will be decided by me.

One that that will not be tolerated is anyone acting bossy.

What if I’m not acting bossy, but really am bossy?

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06 Nov 2019, 12:37 am

:salut: At ease!



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06 Nov 2019, 2:58 am

AnneOleson wrote:
EzraS wrote:
I have decided that since I am one of the first to post to this thread that I am now its de facto leader.

What is sutable to post here will be decided by me.

One that that will not be tolerated is anyone acting bossy.

What if I’m not acting bossy, but really am bossy?


We get into a flame war battle of who's boss.

Or not.



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06 Nov 2019, 3:04 am

the archbisshop at it again
"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?"