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07 Nov 2019, 8:07 pm

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In my neighborhood the Cadbury Finger and Jaffa Cake command the highest street value.

Do you consider jaffa cake to be cake or biscuit? This is a very divisive issue over here. Almost of marmite intensity.


The street name here is Biscake or Chocolate Sunrise.



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07 Nov 2019, 8:09 pm

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I know your game. You're trying to lure me into your international biscuit smuggling ring. "Just pick up a package at the airport for me." That's how it always starts. Well I'm not falling for it. I've already spent enough time in jail.

I'm surprised they let you back out on the street after that biscotti caper.

I had good lawyers.


I know. And you're welcome. Lefty, Knuckles and Icepick are always at your disposal.



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07 Nov 2019, 9:13 pm

Most priceless thread on WP , you guys are very good .. am ROLOL .........
The great biscuit thread. Of 2019 .......

Poor dessimated body lying behind the chair .. prolly the russian , whom started the Russian biscuit smuggling syndicate .

Thank you for the smiles


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07 Nov 2019, 9:25 pm

Jakki wrote:
Most priceless thread on WP , you guys are very good .. am ROLOL .........
The great biscuit thread. Of 2019 .......

Poor dessimated body lying behind the chair .. prolly the russian , whom started the Russian biscuit smuggling syndicate .

Thank you for the smiles


Ah. The Russians are involved in organized crimes. They sit in circles and all dunk their biscuits into their drinks in time to Russian music.


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07 Nov 2019, 9:30 pm

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Most priceless thread on WP , you guys are very good .. am ROLOL .........
The great biscuit thread. Of 2019 .......

Poor dessimated body lying behind the chair .. prolly the russian , whom started the Russian biscuit smuggling syndicate .

Thank you for the smiles


Ah. The Russians are involved in organized crimes. They sit in circles and all dunk their biscuits into their drinks in time to Russian music.


Big Smiles.......... :D


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07 Nov 2019, 9:51 pm

Police are catching up with them though... The criminat gangs... In their haste to avoid being discovered had left a trail of custard cream crumbs... With a few digestive crumbs mixed in.... Several snifferdogs were needed as some only sniffed digestives, so smaller sniffer dogs whos noses were better adjusted to sniff out custard creams were brought in..
This may take a while though as they only have tiny legs... And the sargent hampered the scent when he broke open a rich tea biscuit and dunked it in his coffee.... Sending the sniffer dogs running his way!


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07 Nov 2019, 11:19 pm

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Police are catching up with them though... The criminat gangs... In their haste to avoid being discovered had left a trail of custard cream crumbs... With a few digestive crumbs mixed in.... Several snifferdogs were needed as some only sniffed digestives, so smaller sniffer dogs whos noses were better adjusted to sniff out custard creams were brought in..
This may take a while though as they only have tiny legs... And the sargent hampered the scent when he broke open a rich tea biscuit and dunked it in his coffee.... Sending the sniffer dogs running his way!


Hmm.. obviously a Overtly Odd, olfactory sense of humour ..!
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08 Nov 2019, 7:52 am

Ice on the puddles this morning.


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08 Nov 2019, 7:59 am

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Ice on the puddles this morning.

Damn, this is going to take me a while, I can't find my code book.



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08 Nov 2019, 8:08 am

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Ice on the puddles this morning.

Damn, this is going to take me a while, I can't find my code book.

Also, my hovercraft is full of eels.


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08 Nov 2019, 8:54 am

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08 Nov 2019, 8:57 am

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Ice on the puddles this morning.


The key is under the mat.



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08 Nov 2019, 10:13 am

EzraS wrote:
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Ice on the puddles this morning.

Damn, this is going to take me a while, I can't find my code book.

The key is under the mat.

Queen to queen's level three.


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08 Nov 2019, 10:15 am

Fluffy at home.

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08 Nov 2019, 11:58 am

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Ice on the puddles this morning.


If you were on continent of murica . America , would say .." Winter Cometh"


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08 Nov 2019, 2:44 pm

Yes, I'm still alive just been busy with work and all. When I get the time, I'll try to post more often.