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I'm sure I'm not the only person to wonder why Cupid uses a bow [and arrow].

Arrows tend to be lethal, especially when shot through the heart.

O, I see.

I am watching an ep of the older MLP generations; they were OK, to tell ya the truth.

i wonder why the guy in queerspace was asking me when i was leaving. did he want me to go away? it's not his space.

Need to get some 12 inch nails to make throwing darts out of. Just cut off the head, and there you go. Just as fun and effective as any purpose throwing knife or spike (at almost zero cost in comparison).

I wonder what kind of date I would go on with a gal..

Did an icon on my browser change? I think it did...

I better take out the trash.

Yep, it did. How annoying.

I just spent about an hour with a pair of tights on my head.

I was using them to improvise as hair. I was trying to see how wide I should get my fringe. I had a shirt on my head as well.

I have now determined that I should get it wide enough to show my cheekbones but no wider than my temples. I also think I should get my fringe at brow length. Hopefully somewhere in between chin and shoulder length for the rest with a little bit of layering and a slight a-line cut.

That shouldn't be too difficult to describe to the hairdresser but this is me, I suck at relaying my thoughts

Oh, I'm also going to dye it as black as sin, but I dunno whether to dye it before or after. I have to do it this weekend if before.

And I'm not impersonating Jessie J

Okay, that's good to know.

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If I ever got the opportunity, I think I would beat up Yngwie Malmsteen. I'd be sure to work the fingers extra horrific, so he could never ever play guitar or any other instrument ever again, and that's literally his only reason for living, he has OCD about performing and practicing. He had his bodyguards toss a friend of mine down a flight of stairs for daring to use the same stairwell as him, so it's not just that I'm jealous of his skills (why should I feel jealous of somebody who plays the same solo over and over and over again?), he's wronged one of my loved ones and now he has no way off my s*** list besides committing seppuku in public (if he didn't wear a kimono I wouldn't accept it though). After I was finished ridiculing his crumpled, crying body, and my bladder was empty, I would forgive him for giving my friend a sprained shoulder.