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You know, a popsicle in certain places could be very uncomfortable!

Such as?

Nose...of course. Your nose is quite exposed!

Big talkers always seem to melt away when pressed...

’Cept I’m bigger than both of you combined, and you’d better not press me or you’ll freeze from head to toe! Oh, and you clearly have no popsicle anywhere visible, so go figure where you have one to make such a face

It's on, buddy. I'll leave you melted down to a shorted out strobe light.

This should be good....

I foresee a duel;

One participant brandishing an icecicle , the other attacking with a heated-up curling iron.


Sylkat

Hmm.. I wonder what Sylkat would be doing?

Oh, he was loathsome, wasn't he?

An excellent film, and no happy-happy Disney ending for once!

Have the two of you considered holding your duel in the Colosseum?

Both of you are aggressive enough to make it worth the price of admission......


Sylkat

No way! That’d be cheating. It’s almost summer now in Rome and the sun would help her

It's not cheating if the location is designated by an impartial third party.

As impartial as your sunglasses!



Prrtz!

Is that a smore offering in lieu of battle?

No, it’s a “Come and take it”

It's already gone. #ninja skills

Hypothermia causes such wild hallucinations, doesn’t it? You’re lucky I’ll freeze you fast enough so you don’t go through paradoxical undressing