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30 May 2013, 4:26 pm

no undressing, you'll scare the kids......and anyone else with eyes

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30 May 2013, 4:51 pm

How much undressing can a frozen ice ball be capable of?

There's only a hat and four buttons..

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30 May 2013, 4:54 pm

what if the ice is a suit.....oh ya, you look like what I just left in the toilet

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30 May 2013, 6:05 pm

Only you would flush a little mouse.

Mean.

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30 May 2013, 6:30 pm

Nah, flushing mice is fun, although your cousins would probably disagree.

They shouldn't have drank that wine, their reflexes were too poor for escape

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30 May 2013, 6:46 pm

You both are mean and rude and appalling.

I hope the Giant Rat of Sumatra gets you.

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30 May 2013, 6:52 pm

I could be all of those things, but at least I'm not going down a drain.

And yes, I am talking about your cousins.

Because they are going down a drain.

As of, right now.

Geddit?

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30 May 2013, 6:58 pm

The Giant Rat Of Sumatra is waiting for you, under your bed.

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30 May 2013, 7:17 pm

Why don't you shut up?

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30 May 2013, 7:19 pm

You should stop copying the King of Spain

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30 May 2013, 7:26 pm

Yep, especially now that the one he told that has shut up for good :roll:

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30 May 2013, 7:46 pm

Oh, so I remind someone of the King of Spain?

Why, thank you!

That was not rude at all!

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P.S.

The Giant Rat of Sumatra is still under your bed .

He refuses to come out until he has had a chance to discuss the matter of mice flushed down your drain.

Do let us know how the conversation turns out.

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30 May 2013, 7:50 pm

Actually, "por qué no te callas" was something he said to Hugo Chavez once. So in this context, you would be the latter

I am currently installing a bigger sewage system in my house. I hold the Utmost Respect for the Giant Rat of Sumatra, and I don't wish Him to be uncomfortable in His trip down the drains.

Failing that I could call my dear friend, the Dread Pirate Roberts. He has a knack for dealing with rodents of unusual size.

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30 May 2013, 7:58 pm

I prefer to be The King, actually.

The Giant Rat of Sumatra is now hiding under your covers.

He does not accept your invitation to become acquainted with any of your drains.

He is more interested in biting your nose.

Off.

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30 May 2013, 8:21 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LziJbClPoKM[/youtube]

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30 May 2013, 8:49 pm

¿por qué no te callas?

That was pretty much the best thing ever, on the international relations scene. :lol:

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