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02 Aug 2013, 1:54 pm

Justin bieber is an officer and a gentleman.



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02 Aug 2013, 1:58 pm

I like fruit cake


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02 Aug 2013, 2:03 pm

I smoke 20 cigarettes each day.


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02 Aug 2013, 2:37 pm

I drink 5 bottles of alcohol a day!


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02 Aug 2013, 2:40 pm

I'm a big lottery winner.


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02 Aug 2013, 7:55 pm

I have rabbit ears instead of normal human ears.


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02 Aug 2013, 7:56 pm

ayn coulter is a paragon of kindness and beauty.



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03 Aug 2013, 10:30 am

Water is flowing out of my ears.


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03 Aug 2013, 3:48 pm

I'm doing jumping jacks as I write this.


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03 Aug 2013, 5:47 pm

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04 Aug 2013, 11:21 am

My mind is crystal-clear in social situations, so I enjoy doing super-complex multitasking in crowded places I've never been before.



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04 Aug 2013, 11:33 am

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05 Aug 2013, 2:53 pm

I love crowded buses!


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05 Aug 2013, 3:06 pm

I don't respect the law.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:06 pm

dooky smells good.



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05 Aug 2013, 3:43 pm

I enjoy getting sick. It feels good.


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