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19 Aug 2016, 11:28 pm

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I might actually have a pair of those purple socks. :mrgreen:


Then a discount is what you get! But tell me, 'blabby, do you have an orange ski mask?!

uh oh, no facemask of any color. I resisted getting a face mask because in the weather i'd normally have to wear it in, it'd likely get gross with my mucus as my nose runs like a faucet in cold weather.


Then you do not get to have that Apple-scented candle you wanted! :twisted:


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19 Aug 2016, 11:30 pm

Awwwwww.... :(



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19 Aug 2016, 11:33 pm

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Awwwwww.... :(


Ok, will it make you feel better if I give you some nice real apples? :)


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19 Aug 2016, 11:34 pm

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Awwwwww.... :(


Ok, will it make you feel better if I give you some nice real apples? :)

:D



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19 Aug 2016, 11:41 pm

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Awwwwww.... :(


Ok, will it make you feel better if I give you some nice real apples? :)

:D


Yay, I had a feeling that would make you happy! What flavor do you want?


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19 Aug 2016, 11:42 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
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Awwwwww.... :(


Ok, will it make you feel better if I give you some nice real apples? :)

:D


Yay, I had a feeling that would make you happy! What flavor do you want?

sweet and crisp, por favor :)



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20 Aug 2016, 11:21 am

I want a rubber toilet



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20 Aug 2016, 3:56 pm

Imagine a Nissan micra, possibly with a 1.5 engine. Now imagine a jaguar mk 2 (the car in Withnail and I and a lot of 60's films), and blend them both together in a hideous yet beautiful blend. The japanese have done it! and I must have one:

(see next post for pic)

http://www.pistonheads.com/regulars/ph- ... iewt/31127



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20 Aug 2016, 3:59 pm

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21 Aug 2016, 1:40 am

I want a self-tidying house.



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23 Aug 2016, 6:38 pm

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I want a self-tidying house.


Where's the fun in that?! :o


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23 Aug 2016, 6:49 pm

house cleaning and tidying is one of the inner circles of hell.



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23 Aug 2016, 8:26 pm

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house cleaning and tidying is one of the inner circles of hell.


Oh it's not that bad! It can be fun to clean! 8)


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23 Aug 2016, 8:29 pm

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house cleaning and tidying is one of the inner circles of hell.


Oh it's not that bad! It can be fun to clean! 8)

fun if one doesn't mind sweating like a pig and battling reluctant brain fog. :pale:



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23 Aug 2016, 8:31 pm

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house cleaning and tidying is one of the inner circles of hell.


Oh it's not that bad! It can be fun to clean! 8)

fun if one doesn't mind sweating like a pig and battling reluctant brain fog. :pale:


I've never had those problems, mebbe I should teach you the secret of clean? :P


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23 Aug 2016, 8:32 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
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Austinfrom1995 wrote:
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house cleaning and tidying is one of the inner circles of hell.

Oh it's not that bad! It can be fun to clean! 8)

fun if one doesn't mind sweating like a pig and battling reluctant brain fog. :pale:

I've never had those problems, mebbe I should teach you the secret of clean? :P

what is the secret of clean?