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How does one become a DJ? I may want that job.... As in a party DJ. Like Vinyl Scratch in my avvy.

Ah, forget it. I guess I'll be staying up late once again.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Windy.....

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree...

I love L.A. Law.

(> º●º)> All hail the Kirby army!! ! <(^-^ <)

Writing stories can be hard at times.....

You spin me right round baby RIGHT ROUND like a record baby and blah blah blah here's Pinkie being a helicopter:

C'mon! You know you wanna click this!

Still trying to write my stories....

Still trying to write my presentation. I'm a doing a much better job at doing nothing. I probably shouldn't have several windows open on my computer, for one...

Cuisine, Simpsons-style:

1. Shark Butt, with butt sauce
2. Philly Fudge Steak
3. Bacon Balls
4. Whatchamachicken
5. Maple Soda
6. Nuts and Gum (together at last!)
7. Skittlebrau Beer
8. Red Tick Beer
9. Plankton (according to the Mexican Council of Food, can cause red tide poisoning)
10. Deep Fried T-Shirts
11. Guilt-Free Steakfish fillets (actually bottom-feeding suction eels)
12. Million Dollar Birthday Fries
13. Sweet and Sour Rice
14. Creamed Eels
15. Corn Nog
16. Wadded Beef
17. Beer Smoothies
18. Duff
19. Duff Lite
20. Duff Dry
21. Fudd Beer
22. Duff Dark
23. Raspberry Duff
24. Lady Duff
25. Tartar Control Duff
(note: the last 3 come from the same pipe)
26. Milk Chuds
27. Eat 'ems
28. Frosting Gobs cereal
29. Frosted Krusty Flakes cereal
30. Kelp Chex cereal
31. Jackie Os cereal
32. Krusty Os cereal (note: can contain jagged metal Os or flesh-eating viruses)

...and many more

I am watching the movie Guy X, and now wondering what puffins taste like.

German is a much more difficult language for me to learn than Spanish, Turkish or Norwegian.

I have work in 2 hours.
I'm so tired, my eyes are bleeding to death.

Mmm..... popcorn.