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01 Dec 2012, 7:57 am

The Forum Games board will get its 600,000th post any hour now.

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01 Dec 2012, 8:32 am

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I wish I could work out whether God hates us or loves us.

I have to deny that's your decision

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01 Dec 2012, 9:04 am

i was asleep (almost) but the TV was on, and there was a show called "seconds from disaster" on, and i was 3/4 asleep as i heard the words from the TV, and i thought i heard the phrase "the 2 pilots ejaculated 3 seconds before their planes hit the ground"

that instigated a laughter routine that i could not extinguish , and i was roused to clarity of consciousness, and i realized that the correct word should have been "ejected" (which i probably heard incorrectly since i was asleep), and then i calmed down and went back to sleep.

and now sleep beckons me once more.

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01 Dec 2012, 9:13 am

b9 wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

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they always tell you how to prepare for the arrival of a hurricane, but they never tell you how to prepare for it's departure.
thank goodness i live in a hurricane free zone.

Same here.

what i said was supposed to be a joke. i was not able to think of an adequate verbal framework to convey the joke with an economy of words (the best jokes apparently have the fewest words possible to convey their meaning)

the meaning of the joke was this:

when a hurricane arrives, the wind will blow in one direction (in the northern hemisphere the will blow from the south, and in the southern hemisphere the wind will blow from the north (considering that hurricanes and cyclones tend to move in a westerly direction (in both hemispheres (curiously)))).

anyway, when they tell you how to prepare for a the "arrival" of a hurricane, they are telling you how to prepare for the wind blowing in a particular direction.

when the hurricane is departing, the winds will blow in the opposite direction, and
the joke hinges on the absurdly literal supposition that the advice of how to prepare for the arrival of a hurricane would be opposite to the advice for how to prepare for the departure of the hurricane when the winds are blowing in the opposite direction.

i realized after i posted that post that it could be interpreted as "they always give you advice on how to prepare for a hurricane, but they never give advice on how to survive the aftermath", but that was not what i was meaning.

Oh, carry on then! :salut:

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01 Dec 2012, 9:19 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

Oh, carry on then! :salut:

i am not sure of the motive behind your comment. i suspect you are being sarcastic.

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01 Dec 2012, 9:26 am

b9 wrote:

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Oh, carry on then! :salut:

i am not sure of the motive behind your comment. i suspect you are being sarcastic.

No, I'm not being sarcastic. It just that I misunderstoond your original comment.

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01 Dec 2012, 9:46 am

^^^To make matters more complicated, you two cannot be sure if the other is serious or not, because this is a random thread in a random forum.

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01 Dec 2012, 9:47 am

i was in a traffic jam today (due to roadworks), and it suddenly occurred to me that each and every person in every car in that traffic jam (that i was looking at) had emptied their bowels into a porcelain toilet no more than 24 hours ago.

they all looked so clean and washed, and they all seemed to have a personal sense of integrity that would no doubt be offended if they knew what my level of consideration about their mortality is.

the queen of england (i.e betty windsor) must evacuate her bowels every day, and every time i see her talking, i wonder how clear is her memory of her last s**t, and i wonder whether she is suppressing the urge to go to the toilet again while she is delivering her official addresses.

how many times has the queen given a public address whilst secretly resisting the urge to empty her very full bowels?

no one knows i would imagine.

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01 Dec 2012, 11:34 am

syzygyish wrote:

Henbane wrote:

I wish I could work out whether God hates us or loves us.

I have to deny that's your decision

Do you? I'm not sure what you mean.

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01 Dec 2012, 2:40 pm

My sleeping patterns are WAAY inconsistent.

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01 Dec 2012, 2:50 pm

I'm always serious and honest about myself no matter what thread I post in, unless I post in the lying thread.

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01 Dec 2012, 2:51 pm

And I look like Mick Avory and I'm as sensitive as he is.

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01 Dec 2012, 2:58 pm

I need to get Melatonin, or something.

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01 Dec 2012, 3:05 pm

I feel so much better then I did last week.

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01 Dec 2012, 3:36 pm

I hafta shower.

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01 Dec 2012, 6:14 pm

I bought a new toy, and I'm so excited! Now I have to wait for it to be delivered...

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