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WitchsCat
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03 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

I am not on my cell phone typing this.

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03 Oct 2013, 3:28 pm

I'm nearly seven feet tall.

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03 Oct 2013, 3:38 pm

Together, me and redrobin combine to form:

Optimus Tigerredbreastthing.

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03 Oct 2013, 4:10 pm

I am actually a crime-fighting cyborg.

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03 Oct 2013, 5:37 pm

i have a tail

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03 Oct 2013, 6:00 pm

I am a cyborg.

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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.

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04 Oct 2013, 9:13 am

being struck by lightning will give you the ability to fly.

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04 Oct 2013, 5:27 pm

The general in chief of the Confederate armies in the American Civil War was Bruce Lee.

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04 Oct 2013, 6:01 pm

I'm the happiest man in the world.

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04 Oct 2013, 6:47 pm

I'm the fastest person in the United States!

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05 Oct 2013, 11:11 am

I'm the strongest person in the United States.

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05 Oct 2013, 3:51 pm

I'm the skinniest person in the United States!

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05 Oct 2013, 4:28 pm

When I was in college I used to root for the football team.

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05 Oct 2013, 4:36 pm

All WP members are pathetic losers.

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06 Oct 2013, 1:16 am

I am made of lottery balls.

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06 Oct 2013, 1:34 am

I have strands of garlic hanged up over my threshold to ward off vampires.

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